ENGLAND Manager?

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Dumbest defence of Allardyce's tactics I've read this week: "What's the difference between Glenn Hoddle making a 60 yard pass and Vinnie Jones making a 60-yard pass?".

1. Length of hair
2. Shirt tucked in or not
3. Appearing on TOTP or not
4. Hollywood pass v Hollywood star
5. Ball to feet v balls to hand

 

[Diego]

Dumbest defence of Allardyce's tactics I've read this week: "What's the difference between Glenn Hoddle making a 60 yard pass and Vinnie Jones making a 60-yard pass?"
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Errm, the ability of player doing it?
What does this have to do with managers?

 

[Diego]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho will determine where Wayne Rooney plays for his country, says new England boss Sam Allardyce.

...aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the hopes of this being a fresh start. How many days did it take?

Not very good at understanding the meaning of things are you

 

[Diego]

I can. In a Mourinho formation of 8-1-1, I don't see how he gets in.

The 8-1-1 scored 5 today, **** knows how many they would have got with 7-1-2

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

I'll just respond to this comment...

Errm, the ability of player doing it?
What does this have to do with managers?

...with what you said in this comment...

Not very good at understanding the meaning of things are you

...because it's obvious you have no understanding of "the meaning of things" - as also demonstrated by...

The 8-1-1 scored 5 today, **** knows how many they would have got with 7-1-2

...which says you think that scoring a few goals means a team doesn't play defensive football, an idiotic assertion undermined by years of evidence to the contrary by Moronho's Chelsea sides.

 

[Spurf]

Is it now time to offer this job to Redknapp? I see him as another Joe Mercer and he presided over one of the most enjoyable times of English football. I think Harry would bring the fun back to England's football

 

[Citizen Kane]

Give it to Ted Lasso.

Haven't given a **** about England since 2004.

As long as our boys don't get injured, I couldn't give a monkeys.

 

[The RDBD]

Is it now time to offer this job to Redknapp?

God no. He knows our England lads are triffic, and he'll triffic them into exhaustion.

 

[Spurf]

Vote vote vote, we didn't do so well with our last choice so time to make amends

 

[Spurm]

Give it to Trump. England are already screwed and will get him away from international politics.

 

[Spurf]

Give it to Trump. England are already screwed and will get him away from international politics.

He will just build a wall and refuse to play Mexico.

 

[Dier Hard]

'Arry should have gotten it at the time he was with us and I think he's realistically the only good option right now, unless the FA gives it to Howe, who I think could do well providing he's given time. I'd love to see Hoddle but I think he's been out of the game too long.

 

[RobSpur]

Give it to Trump. England are already screwed and will get him away from international politics.

 

[O.Spurcat]

'Arry should have gotten it at the time he was with us and I think he's realistically the only good option right now, unless the FA gives it to Howe, who I think could do well providing he's given time. I'd love to see Hoddle but I think he's been out of the game too long.

Of course Harry should have got it, but he won't now as they'll want someone completely clean. It's now Southgate's to lose, although he has previously said he doesn't want the job. Howe would be an excellent choice but as you say, he would need time.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

I hear this bloke might be looking for a new career...

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[D.G.C.]

Arsene. Sorry but he'd be good I think.

 

[The Huddlefro]

Sherwood for England

 

[D.G.C.]

Pardew?

 

[O.Spurcat]

Pardew?

Google Pardew players wives and see if you still see him as an England manager.

 

[The RDBD]

I hear this bloke might be looking for a new career...

He'd get caught in a pharmaceuticals sting within a month of being appointed.