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England crash out of the world cup.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eric cartman, Jun 15, 2014.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    whereas you just like biting the pillow whilst your boyfriend rams you up the marmite motorway you ****in poof.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 24, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Fancies me.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 24, 2014
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    Suarez clearly has a mental disorder - I think he is bi molar
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Biting satire Dan.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You either love it or hate it.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 24, 2014
  6. Alf Hooker

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    Suarez has left Liverpool and joined Borussia Munchonyercentreback
     
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    Alf Hooker, Jun 24, 2014
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 24, 2014
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    [video]https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/Bq6ibkyIYAAuvRd.mp4[/video]

    <laugh>

    What did people do before the internet?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 24, 2014
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Uruguay should be thrown out. As should Italy for throwing the Costa Rica game.

    Weinstate Woy's Boys!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 24, 2014
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    image.jpg
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 24, 2014

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The best way to punish Suarez is to chalk off his goals, that would put Uruguay on 3 points and England on 4.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 25, 2014
  12. simmy javile

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    .<laugh>.
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Well he`s definitely not anorectic, possibly Munchausens ?
     
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  14. Gasheadseamge79

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    [video=youtube;Y2pUU2valTE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2pUU2valTE[/video]
     
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    Gasheadseamge79, Jun 25, 2014
  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Talked to one another face to face.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 25, 2014
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    In your case thank **** for the internet.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 25, 2014
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ****ing to scud books. People did that before the internet.

    Only truckers & degenerates chug to porno mags these days.

    Sad times indeed.
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 25, 2014
  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, sticky pages!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 25, 2014
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Remember how much a four page spread of some bird with an afro fanny doing nothing except posing against trees used to turn you on?

    Nowadays to get that stimulated, you need to see three cocks in one hole.

    Sad, sad times.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 25, 2014
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Porn sites are so cold and uninviting as well. They are unsubtly titled whereas British scud books had mildly cheerful names like "Razzle" or "Fiesta"

    Sound like in-flight magazines for provincial airlines.
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 25, 2014
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