England crash out of the world cup.

Which is why we're giving you so much advice

Wha kna's bettur n' us?

 

Aye but we mostly know we are ****e so the fall isn't as far .

 

There only 1 goal in it now so that would make it 1 the other way.

 

No - our GD would be better.

 

Well if that's the case then you are correct . I thought there was two .

Look Dano , every cloud eh .

 

We're not really surprised down here either. Most people i know didn't think we'd make it through the group.

 

It worries me that I'm seriously working out permutations for not finishing bottom

 

Awe ffs . Jist when Dano has a wee slither of hope along comes Dr death and shatters it .

 

Goal difference this time I'm sure.

 

At least we have the decency to get pumped off the minnows, draw with a decent team then beat one of the tournament favourites before getting knocked out on goal difference. If you're going to get pumped out at least do it properly.

 

Costa Rica's performances came right out of left field to be fair. Nobody expected that.

 

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You. Are. English. You. Mad. Bastard.

Does it really really hurt you, every morning, to wake up and realise you are not Irish?

Ya ****in clambake.

 

I think the head to head's been scrapped.

Go Dan!

 

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I just think it would be hilarious if this thread concluded with a massive Eric beel! He'd probably sue FIFA to get his stake back.

 

Bullshit

 

Next he'll be claiming Coatbridge citizenship .