Hey NJ. Apparently Dai has had a word with his 'friend' HJ, and if he wins all the awards.... Morgans it is!!
Swim, If I put this on the Cardiff board would I get banned? And can i include it as a late entry ? Your colours now red Your arms have been twisted Bend over cardiff Your about to get fisted
best chant I heard sunday was directed at Bellamy " red for malaysia, you're wearing red for malaysia". I want my poem in Swim !! rear entry as Norway says
LOL. If I was a Cardiff fan I would be concerned that the 'official' press release doesn't come out until the owners are safely back in Malaysia. Bite your tongue b'cos the SWP have been trawling their boards like big brother waiting to pounce on something/anything. Just shows the powers that Cardiff have over the SWP.
Sorry for the confusion, it turns out Dai is related to a 'Morgan' and he his holding his own award ceremony in uncle Morgan's shed ...oops!
Hold on to your horse, Dai.... it's the public vote that counts (oh, and the judges decision is final)
I started one that got about 400 replies and started some heated argument's between Swans and Cardiff fans until it was cut, can't even remember what it was about but has to be worth a mention in dispatches. Worth a **** stirrer of the year award perhaps although I never intended that when I wrote it, it just ended up that way. Mr Gullible definately the funniest Scotts match day threads. thanks for those. Swimaway for always keeping something going. Dilligaf, I don't believe it Margaret. Musty for the Musty aroma Norway for being in Norway. Someone has to be there.
MVP: ivoralljack. Almost always talks a lot of sense. His use of English is almost as good as mine. Best Thread: Too many to mention. We have had some good ones this time around. Scott's match days are always good till he got lazy. Aswan's 'Celebration Thread'. Great idea. My poem was good too! Funniest Thread: Norway's recent one on the demise of our Neighbours. He wouldn't let it go. I'll be laughing till next season. Statto Award for consistantly interesting posts/threads. Not sure. We've all posted some decent ones. We've all posted ones we wish we hadn't. Club Man: Yankee always seems a passionate "guy from afar". Best Post: One of ivor's. Take your pick. The 'Head Lice Award' for most annoying visitor/WUM: Has to be the Moron Hughs. I miss him, you know. The Victor Meldrew Award for most argumentative poster I'm claiming that. My wife reckons I'd argue with myself if I could. I don't agree. Runners up: DPJ and NJ. Probably because they're just like me! Sorry Dai you didn't make the cut. Best away visiting fans to our forum: Toon, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs. Worst Away Fans: Sunderland, QPR (to a lesser extent Norwich. Yes, Norwich. For all the decent ones - and there are plenty - we've also had the "why aren't we praised as much as you?" brigade. Pisses me off no end.
Difficult to do this without putting people's noses out of joint if you don't mention them! Anyone who posts anything is valuable whether its regularly or not and how prolific or not. Anyway, here goes, with apologies to all not mentioned in advance. MVP : Nominees - Knackeredjack (solid, sensible football posts and with everything else just goes straight for the jugular) Ivoralljack ("the voice of reason" - yet strangely enough, his attack on the team after one of the defeats (Everton?) got me more wound up than anything else this season. Sorry if I chucked anything back Ivor, but you seemed a bit over-the-top on that occasion.) DragonPhilljack (well, for being himself and calling everyone a 'tart') Norway (has some solid opinions behind a slightly provocative exterior) Best Thread : Had a lot of enjoyment from the Word Association thread. Scott's matchday threads deserve a mention for the time and effort he put in. And my Celebration Thread with timed slots - brilliant concept Funniest Thread : The thread where Dragon coverted the poem 'The Swan' by a Russian poet by changing some key words and phrases was up there. Some of you have mentioned my good friend Mr_Gullible, so thanks for that. There's only so many puns and silly stories you can invent on another team - never quite sure if people are fed up of it or even find it amusing. I'm sure he'll post from time to time. Swimaway - I think your humour is on the same childish level as mine! Vetch has had some good one-liners. Statto Award for consistantly interesting posts/threads : Ivor and Yankee. And they always seem to agree with each other. Club Man : Must give it to Crackerjack (if he really does live in Canada. He never denied absolutely that he wasn't OldSparkey in disguise and lives in Porthcawl). Or maybe Dai for supporting the Swans over countless decades - well done for that. Best Post : I'm sure we've all posted something to be proud of at some point. The 'Head Lice Award' for most annoying visitor/WUM : Suppose we'll have to give that to John Hughs (or that recent QPR fan Stan Bowles something or other?) The Victor Meldrew Award for most argumentative poster : Daiswan/Superswan99/No 1 superswan. Now I'm convinced that what comes off his keyboard isn't necessarily what he's thinking in his head which makes it easy to pick holes in a lot of his posts. Has a horrible tendency to repeat things over and over again and is like a dog with a bone with some bizarre opinions - God knows where they come from. But a likeable character all the same! Best away visiting fans to our forum : Norwich & Liverpool Worst Away Fans : Sunderland, QPR. Also good to see new posters recently, e.g. CtrlFreak, Terrorwit, Cherryjack and I'm sure others I've forgotten. And thanks to the mods for taking the job on.
I am Sparkycus ... Lol !! ... you got to be joking aswan ....Poor Sparky , hope he doesn't read that one ... he'll park his groceries on the floor !!
First of all, I echo what aswan said about nice to see some new posters appearing. Here we go then... MVP : Ivor Best Thread : Ha. Mine. Sod it. I know how long they took to put together and I had bloody good reasons for "getting lazy"! Funniest Thread : Any of the ones pre-season saying we were doomed to relegation. Statto Award for consistantly interesting posts/threads : If it was just stats I'd probably back myself to have thrown the most out, but that would be disingenuous. Yankee Jack has always raised good points. Club Man : Dilligaf. I think he said he's been to pretty much every game this year. Huge effort. Best Post : There is no way I can recall one individual post out of the millions I've seen!! The 'Head Lice Award' for most annoying visitor/WUM : john hughs The Victor Meldrew Award for most argumentative poster : Dai. Best away visiting fans to our forum : I thought the Spurs and the Newcastle lot were a good laugh. Worst Away Fans : QPR, Sunderland (seem to remember loads of them taking offence at us having pride in our team)
That's not Marty! it's my high school yearbook photo! Though I have to admit I'm not as handsome now as I was in that picture..my best years see!
