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Embarrassing moments

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  1. Sweats

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    Thinking of paying to go for food allergy testing. They use a vega machine which passes a current through a patch of skin they apply a dusting of food types on. You may not be allergic to food but apparently different people's bodies can an can't digest certain foods.
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

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    Yeah may be worth trying

    I read up that wheat is increasingly becoming an issue for people because of advances in the way it is modified

    The wheat kernels are smaller now but grow in bad climates through genetic modifications
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    As mentioned get your magnesium levels checked and look at supplementing your B vits too. Vitamin b12 is really important. Also would recommend looking into probiotics for good gut bacteria, which in turn forms the basis of your immune system. The whole thing is linked, so you need to look at treating yourself as a whole I.e Your body can’t absorb the right vitamins unless Your magnesium levels are right etc.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

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    I found taking peppermint capsules has sorted out my gut problems such as acid and IBS.
    When I checked out medicines that I was prescribed they all contained some elements of peppermint. I didn’t want to take meds forever as that’s not the right solution - so I tried peppermint and I have never looked back.
    if I ever wake up during the night or can’t get to sleep I do word puzzles or play a game on my phone. Getting the brain to concentrate on this makes it forget what woke me up or kept me awake, and after 45 minutes I go to sleep. Failing that I put ESPN in and watch some weird American sport like lacrosse and that soon sends me to sleep.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I once attended a Watford match.
     
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  6. SpursDisciple

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    This thread is so off course, it can't even see its original path. Not so much embarrassing moments as old men complaints.
     
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  7. Back in around 2004, I was down at the golf club.

    I had arranged for my new motor to be dropped off just as I was teeing off on the 18th. The idea was that the dealer's rep would intercept me, just as me and the other three were walking adjacent to the car park back to the clubhouse.

    Anyway, all goes to plan, and me and the group (comprising two investment bankers and a CEO of a major holding company) are walking into the clubhouse when a spotty young lad in a suit comes running up to me, holding a set of car keys, and shouting "Mr HIAG! So glad I have found you! Here are the keys to the new Jag!"

    It was just as I had told the dealer I wanted it played.

    "Oh!" I said, pretending to be surprised. "Where have you parked it?"

    "It's there!" Sure enough, the lad had parked it right in front of the clubhouse where everyone would see it.

    I'd ordered the soft top XK and the silly ****ers had delivered a hard top!

    Talk about ****ing embarrassing!

    The lads still talk about that, to this day!

    "You were a right cnut!" they always tell me, and I deserve it, too!
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    Finally the thread is back on track <laugh>
     
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    XK is much better in hard top you big wally!
     
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    I'm a QS if you need one <ok>
     
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    Only you've always said you don't buy new cars HIAG, seriously, just why?

    <laugh>
     
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    Surely posting that load of bollocks must rate as one of your most embarrassing moments.
     
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  13. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    <laugh>
    Now this is the old HIAG I used to find funny
    <laugh>

    Do more **** like this hahaha

    "Mr HIAG.....!" <laugh>

    Much better than
    HIAG: I'm a twat
    Pded: You're a twat
    HIAG: *net pic*
     
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    That actually rates fairly low on the list of HIAG's embarrassing moments on here.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    In summary.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nah ... not even close ...<laugh>
     
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  17. SpursDisciple

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    Whoosh. The sound of the post flying overhead <laugh>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Hardly. Squeeze them both in mate, don't gag though
     
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    100% agree Bell <ok>
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    Never happened.
     
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