Got the idea for this thread whilst talking to @Commachio Share your embarrassing moments. I will start I was about 13/14 and mum asked me to cone with her to visit a friend of hers. They had a lad my age who I got on with so I quickly got changed and we went round. He wasn't in but his mum was Anyway in my rush to get ready I hadn't put any undies on and put these smart cream trousers on. The rubbing of the fabric meant I was at full attention when mum said let's go home Anyway I stood up full Stonk, and the lady thought I had hidden something in my pants and said "what you got there" and made a grab for it Am 45 now and she still doesn't look me in the eye
I once tried to jump a wall in Corfu, to impress some Irish tart. Failed, had stitches. But still got the dame, later, although she laughed at the size off my tiny dick..Slut.
Back when I was in college we used to spend most of any spare time in the Cafe. On a few occasions my mates had pulled down my jeans to the floor, usually when it was empty, didn't really bother me as I always wore boxers. Except for one fateful day when I ran out of clean boxers. Some random girl (mate of a mate it turned out) thought it'd be funny to yank my jeans down. Dick out in front of a few hundred students, wasn't my finest hour.
So what's the reason for your late night club membership? Me I just have real messed up body clock due to various things @HarryTipper same question to you mate
Ah, fair enough. I used to do 4-12 years ago and would sleep around 5 am. No internet then though and just news channels
yeah mate, finish 10, get home. this is my chill time. not like thailand when it was constantly chill time. plus its ****ing freezing.
Drink helps but then that's not a long term fix. Can do a full weeks work roofing and still only get 2 hours a night