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Embarrassing moments

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Got the idea for this thread whilst talking to @Commachio

    Share your embarrassing moments. I will start

    I was about 13/14 and mum asked me to cone with her to visit a friend of hers. They had a lad my age who I got on with so I quickly got changed and we went round. He wasn't in but his mum was

    Anyway in my rush to get ready I hadn't put any undies on and put these smart cream trousers on. The rubbing of the fabric meant I was at full attention when mum said let's go home

    Anyway I stood up full Stonk, and the lady thought I had hidden something in my pants and said "what you got there" and made a grab for it

    Am 45 now and she still doesn't look me in the eye
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> gonna take some beating that weeny dick
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I once tried to jump a wall in Corfu, to impress some Irish tart.

    Failed, had stitches.

    But still got the dame, later, although she laughed at the size off my tiny dick..Slut.
     
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  4. HarryTipper

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    Back when I was in college we used to spend most of any spare time in the Cafe.
    On a few occasions my mates had pulled down my jeans to the floor, usually when it was empty, didn't really bother me as I always wore boxers.
    Except for one fateful day when I ran out of clean boxers. Some random girl (mate of a mate it turned out) thought it'd be funny to yank my jeans down.
    Dick out in front of a few hundred students, wasn't my finest hour.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    But did you pull?
     
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    <whistle>
    Looking back I'm glad it was just before camera phones, could've been a lot worse.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Or cold.
     
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    At least if it was cold I'd have an excuse :bandit:
     
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  9. Commachio

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    <laugh> welcome to our late night club winkle dick..
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    So what's the reason for your late night club membership?

    Me I just have real messed up body clock due to various things

    @HarryTipper same question to you mate
     
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  11. Commachio

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    EASY. i WORK 2-10
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Ah, fair enough.

    I used to do 4-12 years ago and would sleep around 5 am. No internet then though and just news channels
     
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  13. Commachio

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    yeah mate, finish 10, get home. this is my chill time. not like thailand when it was constantly chill time. plus its ****ing freezing.
     
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  14. HarryTipper

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    Insomnia. Bloody insomnia.
    Probably get 1 night a week of decent (6+hours) a week.
     
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    Been, done, its ****.
     
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    I'm alright once asleep its just getting to sleep
     
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  17. HarryTipper

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    Drink helps but then that's not a long term fix. Can do a full weeks work roofing and still only get 2 hours a night <laugh>
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    Would love move to Thailand or similar tbh

    What did you do in Thailand? Work wise
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Cos you cant/dont drink?
     
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  20. Commachio

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    thats **** mate
     
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