Walked into the Bristol Rovers supporters shop after an all day session and promptly peed all over the rail of replica shirts! £200 fine in court on the monday morning but well worth it for the comedy moment!
ML11 From where I'm sitting it looks like there's a swan sitting at a desk in your office. Does your company employ swans?
People keep offering to bum me in my rep. I remember the last person who offered. He wasn't so smart when he seen my colostomy bag. ****ebag.
4th floor, right above the old post office. Please check it out quickly, it hasn't moved since I first saw it. It might be dead.
I'll have a look in a bit, think that might be the Presidents office there though I'll chap his door "someone on the internet said you had a dead swan in here, just thought I'd check it out"
Nice one!! Could have our lunches in there. I need to walk up to Alexandra Parade in a bit, will drop by the 4th floor and check out this dead bird.
