Elton Rooney

I hate spitting out bog roll, just before the height of passion

 

Does it bother you being decrepit old slapper?

 

I'm bald on top. A quick grade 1 every Saturday morning keeps me looking sexy.

 

My hair is only thinning a tiny bit at the front but I mean to stop it.

I can see where it's heading - I'm gonna end up with the Jim Farry Island if I'm not careful and there's no point shaving it cos I've got a couple of ludicrous mars bars up there that'll make me look like a crazy bastard

 

I wasn't talking to you, you flea infested furball.

 

You're only 23

 

I have been receeding since I was 15 and I don't give a flying ****. Us bald men are better in bed anyway

 

I feel sorry for Anthony Stokes. He's around the same age and has that awful hairline. He should do a Rooney.

 

Only if you thinks possible to be jealous of someone with a a doormat sewn on to their head.

 

Nae bother, virgin lips

 

Good for you fishy flaps

 

Rooney's hair transplant looks great. Maybe you just have a thing for baldies

 

no, im a handsome bastard anyway, if anything slightly too good looking, just ask jen

 

I've lost 2 to her now

 

its not too late, send a photo of your tits to

Kim Jong Il
Imperial Palace
Pyong Yang
North korea

or pm me it

 

That I do but it certainly isn't mens hair I like to see shaven.

Rooneys hair transplant looks as good as John Travoltas ie fake as **** -

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Nah, **** it. I'll just kill myself now..I can't handle internet rejection

 

Buncha baldy bastards on here

I am goin a wee bit grey on the sides, though.

 

Rooney actually has bald bits you can still see. Still early days for his transplant. I genuinely think it's a huge improvement than his baldy napper.

I'd still not go near him with even yours though.

 

Did anyone ask you? DID THEY?