I stuck a carrot up my arse whilst I had a **** once. Unfortunately, including that in my application to adopt didn't work.
You bumped a thread of yours where you get gaped senseless and shown up to be thicker than the average irishman Jokerfail
It's only in your mind that men get "gaped senseless" young Tobes, you need to remember that! Although I suppose your gay porn collection may prove the last statement wrong.
The old carrot up the bum trick? The adoption agency have got wise to this now and it won`t work unless you want to adopt a turnip No meaty manhood up the ****ter= no sprogs.
As long as one of them takes it up the wrong un then yes, they are tightening up on these loop holes now R L.
You are not allowed into heaven Snoopy and Christians can be very critical of bum dogs so you may get some stick if you insist on getting your lipstick out around church goers .