Off Topic Elfsborg the horny little midget thread

Roughly translated, my chum @AllHellLetLoose pricked his conscience.

The length of time I have waited to be paid I reckon @AllHellLetLoose should be invited along as well.

 

I do not think there will be enough food for the two of us Elf

 

The 99p breakfast is surprisingly filling.

 

I'm fasting as from now to get ready for the feast on Sunday

 

I wouldn’t if I were you .the 99p meal deal doesn’t include toast.

 

Hopefully will stretch to a sausage and bacon roll.

 

We are in the age of austerity, so no.

 

I'm not even having a beer Saturday so I can be in good shape for the long awaited breakfast.

 

I am reasonably sure the Chancellor of the Exchequer said that austerity was coming to an end?.... the Finance Act 2018 states that from H2 2018 Breakfasts will be returning to their pre 2008 levels

 

Still fasting.

 

Farting more like.

 

Particularly during breakfast.

 

Looking as rough as fvck as he has a free cup of tea

 

Proof

 

After all this time waiting for the scoff, the ham omelette and chips was greasy and disgusting. Just like the Moderator

 

Always a pleasure to have a civilised breakfast and football chat with a knowledgeable Charlton fan. Nice to see you again @Clb74

 

Avoid this place for food, but a tidy boiler serving.

 

Cheers Royston just a shame the midget turned up and spent half the time on the phone.

 

Awful table manners from @baraettmattesvensson , you were quite right to bollok him.

 

She’s lovely, you massively cramped my style today.

She commented on what a nice friend I have (CLB)