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Elf’s self indulgent banter thread * (ignore if you are one of the 99% who dislike Elf’s)

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by User deleted as requested, Jan 9, 2020.

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    You ain't having contact with my member !
     
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    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    What was you going to message me elfs ?don’t be shy ! :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Smudger603, Jan 30, 2020
  3. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I'm in love with you:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Jan 30, 2020
  4. Smudger603

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    <smooch>
     
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    <bubbly>
     
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    Get a room <grr>
     
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    Not on the first date - I’m a gentleman :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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  8. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    2nd?
     
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    :emoticon-0128-hi:
    I’m sure the 2nd date use to entitle you to “ tit’em up over the jumper “ :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    This is your talking bollox thread elfs , I “signed on “ once in my life and found it full of low life leeches and charity shop workers and thus I never returned! The only social I indulge in is my social life which is a very healthy one thank you :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    <cheers>
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Feb 22, 2020
  12. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    A very sad day when my sparring partner has a crack at me<wah>
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Feb 23, 2020
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    @Miketyson2007Junior and myself representing 606 tonight. Disappointing others have not been able to add to the tally.
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Feb 26, 2020
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    Will you be wearing your purple number?
     
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    Smudger603, Feb 26, 2020
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    Too cold for that mate, I'll be wearing the slug/walking hand grenade coat.
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Feb 26, 2020
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    Photographic evidence, please.
     
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    @Miketyson2007Junior can be on David Bailey duties.
     
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    I didn’t start it you little Oompa Loompa you feltam in Eltham and ahll got a porking in Dorking <laugh>
     
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  19. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    I have amended the post, apologies.

    No need for the oompa loompa btw.
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Mar 27, 2020
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    There is when you put me in the frame! Sorry didn’t mean to call you little <laugh>
     
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