Elections

They both played for Rangers.

 

Two of them did, you kike ****

 

Damn you hairy conkers!

 

First vote = FPTP list. Whoever gets the most votes wins.
Second vote = Regional list. Bit more complicated but is basically a topup system for wee parties to get their foot in the door.

 

Load of ****e. Voting is strictly for pompous arseholes

 

I like voting

 

Voted. 2 Shinners and 3 indos.

 

Am too young to remember.

Or too old to remember.

Canny remember which.

 

If you want people to vote then charge them

Works on x factor

 

http://stv.tv/news/international/13...entenced-for-trying-to-sell-her-baby-for-230/

Patience is at it

 

And the Boers won.

 

Haha that is only about 30 miles from where Patience's tribe reside. But I digress, I don't find that funny, could you please delete that and **** off, Shaun?

 

No they didn't, they got royally pumped after we burned all their land

 

Cheap enough all the same.

Question is, who wants to buy a darkie

 

Madonna

 

Aye that roaster paid thousands and here we have one on sale for a couple hundred quid.

 

Buyer collects though presumably; that'd add a few bob.

 

Did you know that the Boer War was when the English invented concentration camps?

I didn't.

 

Pretty sure the Scots helped too

 

Sure she said the kid was an orphan which was a bit strange considering the dad was interviewed wearing his new suit and Rolex