Election 2024

[brb]

Nah ... to give it an intellectual, highbrow analogy ...

Nobody would tread in dogshit on purpose now, would they? ...

They fooking did with Cameron!

 

[brb]

You literally quoted my post about Farage and in the same post went off on one about migrants. You can't blame me for linking the two.

Shall I say it, fck off brb

You need to get a Farage filter on your tv, just press the button marked power on your remote control.

 

[Treble]

They fooking did with Cameron!

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[Treble]

You need to get a Farage filter on your tv, just press the button marked power on your remote control.

Bookmarked for when he become Tory party leader!

 

[brb]

I edited my earlier post [HASHTAG]#2107[/HASHTAG] for you Trebs, to make it easier to understand.

 

[brb]

Bookmarked for when he become Tory party leader!

he won't, bookmark this, I'm never wrong.

 

[Treble]

I edited my earlier post [HASHTAG]#2107[/HASHTAG] for you Trebs, to make it easier to understand.

I'm not going back, fck that

I did get what you posted btw. I know what you're saying particularly about the towns where the boats are coming in.

 

[Welshie]

Reform are interesting

I genuinely do think Farage had no intention of standing, Reform were on course to win 0 seats.

But they likely did internal polling and found there were genuine chances him standing could win them perhaps between 1-3 seats.

With Farage, im thinking Clacton (Likely RUK gain), then Ashfield (possible RUK hold) and Boston and Skegness, where Tice is running, possible gain.

I don't actually expect them to win Boston and I think Ashfield will be close, but likely we will see Farage bored in the Commons.

 

[Treble]

he won't, bookmark this, I'm never wrong.

I don't know how to lol

Remember I only found out last week I can see the sigs if I turn the phones sideways.

 

[brb]

Labour will win the Election

Farage will never be leader of the Tories

What will happen to Tice is not printable as I don't want to get arrested, but if the UK had crocodiles...

Rishi will clear off to the US, that is until Trump comes into power and kicks him back out for being Mexican.

Ed Davey will be proud of his achievements and we won't hear from them again until 2029, by which time I will be retired.

 

[brb]

Reform are interesting

I genuinely do think Farage had no intention of standing, Reform were on course to win 0 seats.

But they likely did internal polling and found there were genuine chances him standing could win them perhaps between 1-3 seats.

With Farage, im thinking Clacton (Likely RUK gain), then Ashfield (possible RUK hold) and Boston and Skegness, where Tice is running, possible gain.

I don't actually expect them to win Boston and I think Ashfield will be close, but likely we will see Farage bored in the Commons.

Farage will just be propping up the Commons bar.

 

[Welshie]

Farage will just be propping up the Commons bar.

Farage will hate the commons.

Be interesting for him because despite his years of British politics will be completely alien to him. He's only ever been a EU parliament MP and that is a completely different environment.

 

[brb]

Farage will hate the commons.

Be interesting for him because despite his years of British politics will be completely alien to him. He's only ever been a EU parliament MP and that is a completely different environment.

That's why I was shocked when I heard he was standing for Clacton, as you allude to he's never won a seat in his life.

 

[Welshie]

That's why I was shocked when I heard he was standing for Clacton, as you allude to he's never won a seat in his life.

You know what they say in Myanmar

8th times the charm.

 

[Treble]

Farage will hate the commons.

Be interesting for him because despite his years of British politics will be completely alien to him. He's only ever been a EU parliament MP and that is a completely different environment.

You just know every time he gets up to speak it will be exactly like in the EU parliament, having a go.

I doubt anyone in there will care but it'll still be all over every news channel.

 

[Welshie]

You just know every time he gets up to speak it will be exactly like in the EU parliament, having a go.

I doubt anyone in there will care but it'll still be all over every news channel.

It will be hilarious watching him try to have a pop at folk but then being reprimanted because he forgot to say "my right honorable friend"

 

[Treble]

It will be hilarious watching him try to have a pop at folk but then being reprimanted because he forgot to say "my right honorable friend"

He will when he's leader of the conservatives

Actually what you've said is exactly the **** he'll do deliberately. Then claim he's fighting the establishment lol

 

[Welshie]

He will when he's leader of the conservatives

Actually what you've said is exactly the **** he'll do deliberately. Then claim he's fighting the establishment lol

Tbf it worked for that ****ing idiot Skinner for 50 years so why not Nige

 

[Treble]

Tbf it worked for that ****ing idiot Skinner for 50 years so why not Nige

Oh come on, Skinner was no fckin grifter. At least he believed in what he was spouting not doing it to make a slimy buck.

And ppl actually elected him for those 50 yrs. Farage has failed for the past 30.

Anyway I'll leave Archers to come along and fill in the rest.

Btw Newsnight, the flagship news programme for BBC, has just opened their main story 'How has Nigel Farage impacted on the prospects of the Labour and Conservatives in this election'. Errrrr he's standing in one constituency and Reform will win fck all else. Stop press, he might split the Tory vote. It's mental the amount of airtime these ****s are giving him.

 

[brb]

I just had to google Skinner, couldn't remember who he was, even now I've looked, I remember the name Dennis but now much else lol, so he couldn't have been that much of a shhite.