Who you clowns voting for then?
Who you going to back because the other choice is ****ter?
who’s policies are you ready to back to the hilt even though you know they are wrong uns?
I wouldn't hesitate voting for Count Binface if he was standing here.
He's standing against Rishi in Yorkshire. If it's your constituency do it for me bro.

I wouldn't hesitate voting for Count Binface if he was standing here.
He's standing against Rishi in Yorkshire. If it's your constituency do it for me bro.
Imagine the absolute scenes if Sunak loses though. Pints in the air and fans forcing their way through stewards to get at each other. I’d be tactically voting even if I didn’t like Labour.
Just watching a news piece now from Richmond and voters there are saying that they have been lifelong Tory voters but want Rishi out. They are going to vote against him.
Would be seismic if he loses that seat.
The ultimate scalp
Imagine the absolute scenes if Sunak loses though. Pints in the air and fans forcing their way through stewards to get at each other. I’d be tactically voting even if I didn’t like Labour.
Just watching a news piece now from Richmond and voters there are saying that they have been lifelong Tory voters but want Rishi out. They are going to vote against him.
Would be seismic if he loses that seat.
The ultimate scalp
Irritating and out of touch as Rishi is, from amongst the carnival of ****s which is the current Tory party, he doesn’t stand out at all. Rees-Mogg and Liz Truss are top of the list I want to see scalped.
Irritating and out of touch as Rishi is, from amongst the carnival of ****s which is the current Tory party, he doesn’t stand out at all. Rees-Mogg and Liz Truss are top of the list I want to see scalped.
Polling looking very healthy for the Greens in Bristol Central today.
Thangam Debbonaire (yes, that's a real name) is running there against Carla Denyer (the Greens lady) Thangam is in position to be on Starmers cabinet so that would actually be quite a scalp for the Greens and a loss for Labour
Denyer (I know it's pronounced differently) is not a great name for someone who talks so much about the reality of climate change.
If you google Denyer the top result is actually an Australian serial killer. ¨
Greens need to invest in a bungie jump
She looks about 12. Not really a reason to not vote for her but I find the Greens irritating.
She looks about 12. Not really a reason to not vote for her but I find the Greens irritating.
If we're looking left wing to right wing?
Greens............LibDems.....Labour..........................Tory..Reform
Greens........................Lib Dems...Labour....................Tory.............Reform
If I was to nitpick a bit
