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[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

The builders have woken up Cristiano again.

You won't lend them your gloves again now..

 

[Matth_2014]

@FosseFilberto.

 

[Matth_2014]

Weirdo

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[Matth_2014]

My so-called wife whispers into my ear and says she’d rather finger a tramp than me !

Ouch.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Ouch.

Wasp?

 

[Matth_2014]

The only thing I’ll be doing tonight is jizzing over pictures of Jeremy Clarkson.

You came out, People on this forum, Don’t judge.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Ouch! Ronaldo, stop! You're too big for me.

WTF! !!??

 

[Matth_2014]

I look like between Max Clifford and Gary Glitter.

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[Tel (they/them)]

When is Justin Beiber going to bring in the egg headed slopey shoulder ***** look, I’m getting desperate now.

He’s already done that mate, circa 2010.

 

[cini65]

In my opinion, Personally, I can get three bits of Lego up my bum, So what if I like lego up my bum,especially the long pieces. And.

 

[Angry_Physics]

you think that's bad?, playing call of duty for 18 hours straight, creates a fine malt vinegar coating on my balls!.

You don't say.

 

[Matth_2014]

I sniff bike seats in my spare time.

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[Matth_2014]

I'm a closet Spurs fan who fingers himself when Harry Kane scores,

That’s too much information.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Ouch.

Ok

 

[Big Ern]

I often dream of Paul Pogba and awaken with sticky sheets,

we'd already guessed

 

[Quesadaad]

I edit other peoples posts to make me forgot about my **** tip of a life. Plus I am shaped like an egg balanced on cocktail sticks

Oh

 

[Commachio]

grow up,

 

[Angry_Physics]

I can put a lego kit up my bum, and push it out constructed

Wow

 

[Angry_Physics]

I'm HIAG on the outside, and Pete Townsend on the inside

explains a lot actually

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Dave Gilmore, actually.