Nice **** this morning on the train to work
Okaay then did you take a picture?
I once claimed that I ran the San Francisco marathon. PIXIE demanded to see my medal, so two weeks later I posted a picture of it. I don't think the lads ever worked out that that is exactly the same amount of time that international postage takes to arrive from the US

Your secret is safe with me mate , as long as you promise not to grass me up as TY![]()
I have to say, of all the many ownings that I have subjected Pixie to over the past 6 years, none of them can hold a candle to Matth's scorching.
I'm just disappointed that you lot didn't start doing this from post one, need to sort yourselves out.

There's some very sick people on this thread...My phone number is 07533 882658 if anybody wants to meet up in the men's toilets
This isn't a dating site mate.
This isn't a dating site mate.
This isn't a dating site mate.
How do you know that ?![]()
It worked fine when I last dailed it and arranged a meet up in the cubicles at the bogs on Clapham Common.

Into someones private life anyway.That is some insight into your private life mate.
I saw you rattling on about safe standing. I know why you're in favour now.the bigger the better![]()
This isn't a dating site mate.
I like them to be honest, I find them funny, but I'm always in a good mood as it is, I don't need people making funny comments to get likes.