Match Day Thread Eddies flying mags v Saints

Just to be clear - We're talking about Joelinton here and not Alberts Chipolata Shop?

 

Albert's chipolata is nowhere near his thigh.

 

Just catching up lads. It’s 16.19 here and been busy with work stuff. The benefit of that is.. it’s cans o’clock now as I have the whole night already of me. Bruno’s goal was obscene.

Ralph beelin away is a good sign. He knows our trajectory.

 

The other highlight of the day was having this guy walk past me in LA…





Seemed chatty enough to folk…

 

How come you are in LA? Is it the official premiere of your sequel movie: "Return of the Chinos" ?

 

“Staveley looks like a deflated cheap sex-doll.”

You’re saying that’s a bad thing…..??

 

Err, who is it?

 

Albert's new fashion advisor.

 

She has Huntington's disease FFS. Makes a damned good effort on her appearance and people think they have free reign to take the piss out of someone with a death sentence

 

Don’t shoot the ****ing messenger!!!

 

and if you’re reading, Amanda…. “I would” babe

 

I’m assuming Magpie understood Roy’s explanation in the end?

Great stuff…. I hate unresolved conflict.

 

I wasn't, I seen the same quote earlier and see the inbreds down the road make comments often.

 

It's below the belt but that's all they have, **** em

 

Mankind

 

Said a groin strain but he should be okay for weekend.

Edit: never thought I would have to say this but I see that Nev beat me to it.

 

I wad.

 

Most the people taking the piss out of her appearence have wives that resembles waynetta slob.