Match Day Thread Eddies flying mags v Saints

Bruno Goal with OTT foreign commentators

 

Nah, That's GG after his recent mishap

 

Brilliant. We need him to commentate on all our games.

 

I cant believe the utter ****ing brass balls of the Bruno even thinking of that let alone it working

 

And @jimileysbaldhead
Oops, just seen he’s posted tonight.

 

Brilliant. These are becoming a regular feature and long may it continue.

I see big Joe is in there, so at least he was with the squad. Is there any update on why he wasn't even on the bench?

 

Jimi posted earlier. I think on the match thread.

 

slight thigh strain - Read that as this.

"We are signing Lucas Paquetta in the summer and couldn't exactly have him in the crowd tonight with his mate not starting so pretended Joelinton was injured"

 

I don't know what the injury is but he travelled incase he is fit for Sunday as they aren't coming back to Newcastle in-between, so it can hardly be a bad injury.

 

Groin injury, but could be back for the weekend.

 

or maybe his thigh

 

The full game is coming up on sky sports at quarter past midnight.

 

Meet you in the middle and we'll say it was a pulled Paquetta

 

Nice one, cheers!

 

Does his 'paquetta' start at the groin and finish half way down his thigh then?

 

2022 League Table

 

Ralph..

"We had good opportunities to score against a deep-defending team. Players were lying on the ground with cramps and everything. I don’t know if they were doing it to break our rhythm."

 

Get used to it!