****ed

Dougie, I think your only way out of this is one of the following...........

Casually stroll over to this chap, fix his gaze with yours and (a) while licking your lips, reach out and grab his cock
(b) whisper to him if he reports anything dodgy that he finds on there, you will kill him, his family and any pets he may have

 

Dougie was going to do both those things anyway. Just for ****s and giggles.

 

that wouldnt be enough sport for me, he has a dodgy hip and walks like an orangutan

 

What....he walks with his arms up in the air

Tell him you'll ride him Every Which Way But Loose, if he cause any bother with your gaffer, the monkey bastard

 

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