Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... oh dear

 

What's the point in wumming Southampton fans?


Once again, you go blundering in with your big clown shoes, and completely balls it up!

 

Who is this Quentin?

Your gay lover?

 

Why would he want to wum his 'own' fans you daft twat?

 

He'd probably like to be - given his other alter egos and their devotion to me ... but no chance Quents I'm afraid ... learn to live with it ... we'll be pen pals ... just refrain from adding an "is" ...

PS Have you noticed how other posters are also starting to call you Quentin?

 

Exactly!

There's **** all other reason to be on the Southampton board, is there!

 

And.....we're off!....!

 

There was definitely someone called Quentin who played a big part in your life; you mention him far too often for it to be that random. Either he spurned your homosexual advances, or you stalked him - I don't know. I'm not sure I want to know!

No, they don't, Bambi.

You'd like them to, because it would make you feel as though this Quentin (whoever he is, and whatever significance that means to you) was still around.

You are the only one who refers to me as Quentin. No one would want to do that, because it clearly doesn't stir in them the same degree of homo-erotic fervour.

As hard as it may be, I think it's time to let go of your past, Bambs.

 

Whatever Quentin ... keep your shirt on (and tucked in)

 

You tell him Nige

 

See, I can laugh at your comment, Tobias. Bambi would be mortified!

 

Oi ... don't go speaking to my Quentin like that

 

Respect Quentin ... well laughed

 

I'd say Fossy. He regularly blows his ****ing leg clean off from a carefully planted wum-mine.

I plant a couple at about 8:00 and by midday he's just a bouncing torso.

 

I've never gone wum fishing for a Fosse, but I think I'd easily hook one.

I've reeled in and then chucked back plenty of HIAG's though.

 

^^^^ Claims he's not wound up

 

I have neither made such a claim, nor am I required to.

The articulation of my comments will inform observant readers that I was perfectly calm when I made them.

 

Nice try Arnold ... but you really have no idea how wryly amusing I find your efforts ... I was winding your mum up (then lowering her gently) long before you were born ... well long before 9 months ...just to put that fcuker straight to bed ...

 

It was an articulate rant, I'll give you that.

 

Saints alive he's not just wound like a ball of wool ... he's been darning socks all morning