Early Saturday kick-offs

Fair play Venom good tees indeed

Coops, whats is it you do? If your indeed going to open up a shop with art pamflets and reels I'm you're man I don;t think there's anything I'd batter one out too

 

Trigger happy TV was pretty good. There was a good episode of the Dom Joly Show where he got an "Audience member" hypnotised and asks him to "remember a happy time in your life" the guy start singing provo songs in a thick Irish accent, nearly wet myself.

 

No, worse. He bought a ball-gag, bondage tape, love beads, lube and some dirty movies.

 

Bollo
I have a Kitchen Showroom and we sell and install kitchens.

Selling double enders and rampant rabbits sounds much better to me.And i could pish myself at the antics of folk trying to build up the courage to come into my shop.

 

I forgot butt plug too.

 

I though you might have done something ****ish lik ethjat Coop

Nah only joking, mate So do you have a name for your new shops name?

 

I just have a picture of you behind the counter wearing a pair of sky blue farah trousers, a string vest and a *** hanging out your mouth.
With a doorway with a bead curtain behind you.
Don't know why.Think I should go for a liedown.

 

What's it still stuck up your arse Venom

 

my favourite trigger happy moment was the one where they leave a "baby" in a pram , holding a bunch of balloons , then as someone passes by they let the baby and balloons float up in the sky.

 

No yet.The only problem is i would need to move house as the locals would want my heed on a platter if i opened a sex shop in their village.

It would be ****ing great but,folk pointing at you and saying "thats him" i could be Frampton Cotterells very own Seemore Butts

 

****.

 

HEAD ON A PLATTER...? Now that is kinky

 

I have been sat here actually thinking about the lay out of the sex shop and the beaded curtains would fit in a treat for the "film room"out the back.AW no here come the ****ing jehovah witnesses

 

To buy a kitchen??

 

Beaded curtain at the front of the shop so you wont get caught bangin one oot as the noise will alert you ;-)

 

Probably a late Christmas present?

 

no i would have a big DONG noise to alert me.That would fit in with the sex theme.Im getting right into this idea now.The future is sex.

 

So whats this sex-shop gonna be called then ? I`ll chip in with " Rockets Sex Emporium , Used Cars and Fine Homes for Rent "

 

"Coops Snuff Emporium"
With a tagline of "****ing Materials our Speciality"

I should work for the Saatchi's, I'm wasted where I am.