Dundee utd v Rangers match thread

chopper, take a pill dear.

mummy has yer spaghetti HOOPS on

 

I know, but unfortunately they make up half of our defence. They can't understand each other - bring back Bob Malcolm as defensive communications liaison

Joking aside I would far rather have had somebody like Bob Malcolm than Cribari as a signing for the lower leagues.

 

"Scott McDonald threatened the
helicopter but not the hearts goal"

 

zombie zombie zombie-ie-ie

its in your head, its in your head

 

This must be the best time in a hundred years to be a Hun. Managed by Sally owned
by Green and stuffed by a team whose manager is so new, he doesn't know his players
first names . Things can only get better, maybe after Green gets his money and goes.

 

But we have you to give us all a right good laugh. On behalf of us all, thank you.

 

Get them telt Gambol

 

Loopy cheers me up no end. Every time. I'm past caring if he's real or a wum. The net effect is the same.

 

No he is funny. He's beyond parody now.

 

Berz skelped, Ireland pump the Welsh in the Rugger and Cliftonville stick 4 in. Just the Hoops the mara for the Pope's quad

 

Yer havin a grand day

 

What did Black do when he got sent aff?

 

He ate a bowl of rice crispies apparently.

 

Second yellow for not much really. Think the Ref was keeping countback in his heid because to all accounts i've heard Black could easily had his first yellow in the 1st half rather than the 2nd.

 

Had a shower, got in the bus and was driven back to Glasgow with his teammates.
































****ing evil bastard that he is

 

...an a fish supper. The reward of evil bastards.

 

Now now boys

Fella at the Cliftonville game told me he gave the fans the bird on his way off or suchlike?

 

Pol Pot ate them on a regular basis I'm led to believe.

 

He was just showing solidarity for the boycott.

 

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