Remember Paul Davis getting a 9 game ban for breaking Glen Cockeril's jaw against Southampton. Probably deserved a slap for having that stupid mullet tbh.
In 1994 Micheal Schumacher was leading the F1 Championship by 1 point over Damon Hill. On the final race Schumacher was leading but hit the wall and was caught up by Hill but Schumacher "accidentally" ran into him and won the title. No idea how he got away with that. The dumbest thing however was that he tried it again - Schumacher was leading the 1997 F1 Championship by 1 point over Jacque Villeneuve and had a problem with his car so tried to ram Villeneuve to take him out of the race. This time he failed and Villeneuve won the championship and Schumacher was disqualified.
Tommy Docherty ****ing the physio's wife in his office while her husband(his friend) was working with the players. He chose an old dears pussy ahead of being Man U manager.
Ewwww, gross. The sports shunned him so much, he was forced to leave Australia and move to Wales, I heard he even had to change his name to Matthew!
Luis Suarez has to be up there. Sure, a bite doesnt seem so bad when compared to some other things, but when you consider that the dumb **** has done it 3 TIMES!, that kinda changes things a little. 3 times he has lost it and bitten an opponent on a football field. After the third time, at the World Cup, he should have been permanently banned. If FIFA and UEFA had any balls they would have. 3 ****ing times is a joke.......
Thought Salah was pretty dumb when he tried wrestling with Sergio Ramos. Also Pepe when he ****ed up the Getafe player for falling too easily after a little push in the penalty box in the last minute, was funny as **** though. Got a ten game ban for it. Although Casillas did save the resulting penalty when the score was 2-2... so not all bad.