Off Topic Duck Penises

Ducks are known for their bizarre corkscrew penises and complex vaginas.

• corkscrew-shaped penises and complex vaginas with dead ends and false passages. Some duck penises are relatively massive. A group from Alaska recorded a ruddy duck with a 42 cm long penis, much longer than the bird itself, duck penis expert Patricia Brennan recently told me over the phone.
  
  
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  A male ruddy duck. Image: P. Brennan
  Brennan is lead author on a new study from The Auk: Ornithological Advances looking at whether a duck's social environment impacts the growth and ultimate size of its penis. The study found that social environment does play a part in how long these birds' penises grow, suggesting that some can grow larger dicks to compete with other males.
  
  Brennan, a visiting lecturer of biological sciences at Mount Holyoke College in Massachusetts, found in earlier research that male and female duck genitalia have coevolved. You see, female ducks have these very complex vaginas in response to the male ducks forcing themselves on them. In what's been called a sexual arms race, male ducks have developed long, spiral-shaped penises to get around the challenges of tricky duck vaginas.
  
  
  Duck genitals are kept inside-out in a sack inside their bodies. The male duck thrusts it outwards whenever he feels the moment is right. Brennan caught the action on video during earlier research. (It's a must watch.)
  
  Video: Science News/Vimeo
  
  "This co-evolution is actually the result of an arms race over the control of reproduction, because male ducks force females to copulate and females don't like it at all," Brennan said. "So [the females] have evolved this anatomy that allows them to prevent males, essentially, from being successful during these forced inseminations."
  
  "They're at the evolutionary end of how far you can push a penis"
  
  Brennan's new paper focuses on what conditions drive penis size. She looked at the ruddy duck, which is known to be very promiscuous, and the lesser scaup, which has a smaller penis and forms seasonal pair bonds. She observed both groups over two years.
  
  Brennan hypothesized that a larger penis might evolve in response to female ducks' preference. "Maybe the females love big penises because they indicate something about the males," she said. "But I already sort of knew that that wasn't going to be likely, because of these forced copulations."
  
  The other option, she thought, is that longer penises give males an edge when they're competing against other males for the same mating partner. In that case, it would be more about males showboating and showing off. "A male [with] a longer penis can deposit sperm a little farther inside the female," she said.
  
  Brennan separated both species of duck into several different groups. Lesser scaup male ducks in a group with fewer females grew longer penises (on average) than males who evenly paired with the females.
  
  "Sperm competition and male-male competition do favour a longer penis," she said.
  
  Ruddy ducks are very horny ducks with extremely long penises to start off with. Brennan thought that even if she put these males in competition with other males, they wouldn't be able to grow a longer member because their penises are already so extreme. "They're at the evolutionary end of how far you can push a penis," she said.
  
  Read More: The Weirdest, Most Twisted Sex in Nature
  
  In this group, dominant males were physically intimidating the smaller ducks. Brennan found that, as a result, some of the smaller ruddy ducks showed a reproductive delay, and took a longer time to reach reproductive maturation.
  
  "He's beating up everybody else so they can't quite grow a penis as long as they normally would," she said, explaining that the males would rush to peck any other smaller males that display to females. "So you have a bunch of males that are trying to grow these penises, and then the dominant male is trying to prevent them from doing so."
  
  That came as a surprise. "The reproductive suppression of dominant males is known in some [mammal] species, but in birds we didn't really have an evidence that this could happen."
  
  Brennan plans to continue studying duck penises. "It's a cool example of yet another way in which evolution can result in elaborate genitalia," she said. "Individuals have the ability to be very strategic about when they're going to grow longer penises or shorter penises."
  

 

It's not Summer anymore is it?

 

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You don't see this **** with Attenborough.

 

It's already next summer for my team.

 

Great thread. Thanks for the info

 

Seemed an important must read. If more people knew about duck dicks perhaps there would be less problems in the world.

 

I find this hard to swallow ...

 

Just as well or you'd find it fowl, robin your innocence is not my goal.

 

We need more **** like this.

Can you do Flamingo and Tawny Owl next.

And the lifecycle of a cuckoo..


Ta.

 

Well...

Spoiler: NSFW. This is what Flamingo penises look like.

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Hiag modelling career seems to be booming..

 

He must be the one on the left with the smaller penis.

 

Has the stance.

 

What the duck

 

I heard a cuckoo call me a paranoid twat in morse code this morning.

 

ffs

 

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