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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Feb 1, 2020.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably better off avoiding burger vans as well after that. And radiator grills.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, weed'll do that. The old short term memory loss is a ****er.
     
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    a young fool... you will learn ... they always do.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its not weed that causes my short term memory loss. Its bullshit<whistle>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Theres literally nothing i could learn from you regarding cannabis mate. Soz.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    you really are a prat.

    ok what would i know.

    good luck enjoy anyway.

    over and out
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If you want i can teach you? So you don't sound like an uninformed fikfuk next time someone mentions weed.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.

    I've had so many incidents, that was just one.
     
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  9. brb

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    10-4 rubbber duck...

     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Goi gio, 1-4 ffor copy.

    you hear me


    1-4 for a copy...
     
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  11. brb

    brb CR250

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    I can't remember what all that bolloxs means these days. Although I know the phonetic alphabet or whatever they call it.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I know it as a 2nd language, if this is what you mean.

    Alpha
    Bravo
    Charlie
    Delta
    Echo.

    etc.
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    Yeah that's it.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I know it off by heart.
    X ray
    Yankee
    Zulu

    etc.


    Iknow my national insurance number, my diving license etc

    ****ed if i remember my log in for some sites though.
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I know the phonetic alphabet from my days of serving in the cadets.

    Not from my brushes with the police as some might suggest.
     
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    I can never remember numbers. I'm just grateful most stuff is finger print now, phone, laptop, bank accounts. Only trouble is i fooked it up once, and it's like bolloxs, I don't know my password <laugh>
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nothing wrong with smoking, been at it properly for nearly 20 years. Booze is ****ed though.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    State of my fingers and thumbs, bloke tried to sell me a phone.

    It's an option he said...

    Daft ****.
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You realise that 'dark web' stuff is just dealers selling their drugs on the internet? Rather than on the streets? Or do you think there are some druggy oompa loompas making pills on the www?
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    IPhone user?

    Usually they're very forgetful, most buy a new iphone each year and forget they bought the same one last year <whistle>
     
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