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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I passed at the infamous Wood Green test centre. It has the lowest pass rate in Britain - just 13%.

    Having said that, it was my second test. I failed at the Letchworth centre: the examiner said I had pulled out from a stationary position,onto the Baldock Road, in third gear. 'Absolute bollocks,' I said. 'The only way to get this car (my 98 Corsa) moving from third gear is to push it off a cliff.'

    I was blacklisted from that centre after the argument/fracas that ensued.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I would like to believe this, but are you not the guy that said he ate 12 big mac meals in one sitting or something daft like that? So, no offence, I am a bit skeptical. If resident Rangers mod Pud, can't even eat 12 big macs, then you have no chance.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You spelt ***** wrong.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    I passed mine first time, 2 minors. The examiner decided to ignore me hitting the kerb at the end of the test.

    Was driving at the top end of Glasgow yesterday about to go onto the motorway. Some stupid burd (it's always wimmin) ignored a give way and went out in front of me. Missed her by a bawhair. Straight on to the horn and she looked like she never even noticed what she had done.

    My favourite part of driving is intentionally winding people up. Can't beat seeing the beel levels rise with every touch of the brake pedal <laugh>
     
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  7. Null

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    <laugh>

    **** you Gerry ... all av done is gave you positive rep after yer whining. You're getting neg repped ya ****! <grr>
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you cannae drive ser
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can be very hurtful sometimes.
     
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  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    fanny <doh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok> This ... I do this all the time to ****s driving right behind me. Just a slight wee touch, not even dropping speed, sends them into panic stations. <laugh>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    i never even look behind me, **** that
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised you can fit in the car Canon.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>Canon a blast from the past
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fathers For Justice.

    The Invisible Man was there and he was complaining his kids hadn't seen him for years.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he passed i think
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I passed Booom.

    Also a great horse day
     
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