No to drink driving. Well i guess i could live with people drink driving but if you get into an accident and you are drink driving then you have to serve time for being irresponsible. Life in prison for killing someone. Execution for anyone driving off at the scene of the crime
Executions are the way forward. I would propose capital punishment for petty crime such as bad hygiene, that would help the economy a lot imo.
Top Tip for those uncertain whether they may be at risk of exceeding the limit - if you have to put your hand over one eye to stop yourself seeing double, then you probably shouldn't drive. That's actually as reliable a method as you can get.
Round here all the farmers and the like still drink drive, as it’s the middle of nowhere. A zero limit is bollocks, as they’d just nab people the morning after, when they were fine to drive with less than the current limit in their system.
I think the Met catch more people on their way in to work at this time of year, than coming back from the pubs.
At every gig, I drink three pints of cider over an average 6 hour period. Last Christmas, I drank 3.5 pints over. 6 hours. On the way home, I got stopped and breathalysed. I sat in the passenger seat of the Noddymobile, watching the machine dice the data, waiting for the magic number to appear. The legal limit is 35. Mine came up at 18, so I was clear to walk. The Noddy was well miffed. He was giving it large with his “the only way to be sure is to drink nothing” speech, and getting ready to drive me to the nick. You could tell he was pissed off that I passed. “You feeling relieved, yeah?” he asked, noting the quizzical look on my face. “No,” I replied. “I’m pissed off that I could have had another pint!” Coppers really hate smart arses.
