I say we give advice regardless. 1. Do not appoint a brief, defend yourself, Judges always like that. 2. Have a few in the pub then turn up to court late. The Judge will respect your confidence. 3. Call the Judge a **** at the earlies opportunity. The Judge will respect your integrity.
Cheers As for drink driving everyone should follow this simple but effective rule; If your not sure how pissed you are when you get in the car try getting the key in the ignition first time & if it does you should be fine if not then take a taxi.
Seriously, you wish death on a person because of a stupid mistake they made. Who really is the imbecile here? And there has been a couple of sound bits of advice on the matter from others who have been done with drink driving,so take your head out yer arse & go have a bath ye fat sweaty C*NT
my dad was sent to AA meeting after getting caught drink driving. he said the best bit was going for a drink afterwards.
So, if your're too drunk to drive your car you steal a taxi and drive that home instead. Makes sense.
Knew a guy from Stonehouse that was on a night out and got pished. He drove home and crashed into a field about a mile from his house and ran home. He was in the house about 20 minutes when the police chapped his door. They asked if he knew where his car was. 'Aye - it's just over the..it's gone. It's been stolen.' Police had found it. He filed a police report and the insurance company picked up the tab for the repairs.
About 10 year ago, a mate of mine stole a pushbike from out side a graveyard when he was pissed, ended up in the river dee someone phoned the polis he got charged with drunk in charge of a bicycle, £75 fine.
I drove a burds motor into a stationary car when I was drunk. She took the blame for it and got banned for 2 years. And I dumped her. I was a real charmer in my yoof.
Wemt swimming in the Dee one Christmas after coming out of a nightclub. Really thought I was going to die that night.
