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GroveRanger said:
You call living hand-to-mouth under constant threat of getting the sack because I.T. jockeys are ten a penny a lifestyle? Once a week sniff of Olga's knickers followed by kale pizza and Minecraft is cool? Maybe you and Tobes could move in and do your own sitcom Men Behaving Like Utter C.unts.

Cooler lifestyle <laugh><laugh><laugh>
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You classify yourself as cool because you have more money than Toby ?
Toby has the freedom to drop what he's doing at a moments notice and go to parties in Brighton with young good looking people getting high on drugs.

This to you would be your worst nightmare he's also probably about 20 years younger.

You probably get sex about 1 or 2 times a month for the last 15 years with the same woman that spends the entire time pretending she's with a young tall good looking I T wiz that likes to have fun.
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
You classify yourself as cool because you have more money than Toby ?
Toby has the freedom to drop what he's doing at a moments notice and go to parties in Brighton with young good looking people getting high on drugs.

This to you would be your worst nightmare he's also probably about 20 years younger.

You probably get sex about 1 or 2 times a month for the last 15 years with the same woman that spends the entire time pretending she's with a young tall good looking I T wiz that likes to have fun.
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You Toby's agent <max Clifford>
 
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GroveRanger said:
Time to fess up Tobes, what do you do that is so cool?

You are one redundancy away from sleeping on a friends couch (I use the word friend in its broadest sense) or living in a squat. If you are into the whole anti-establishment bit then I have to confess you are too cool for school daddy-o and my dull life of full time employment, mortgage, 2 kids, 2 cars, 2 holidays a year and all the trappings of middle-class suburbia make me as un-cool as can be.

What is your definition of cool anyway? Is it subjective or objective (I never know)?

Every week you say you are doing the same sh*t - eating pizza, getting stoned and playing video games. That might seem like the perfect life to a 14 year old cock botherer but you are a grown man, time you shaped up sonny. Some people on here would say what you need is a dose of National Service.
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Nailed it <applause>
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
You classify yourself as cool because you have more money than Toby ?
Toby has the freedom to drop what he's doing at a moments notice and go to parties in Brighton with young good looking people getting high on drugs.

This to you would be your worst nightmare he's also probably about 20 years younger.

You probably get sex about 1 or 2 times a month for the last 15 years with the same woman that spends the entire time pretending she's with a young tall good looking I T wiz that likes to have fun.
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So why does he spend every weekend laying in bed surrounded by used Domino pizza boxes?
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
You classify yourself as cool because you have more money than Toby ?
Toby has the freedom to drop what he's doing at a moments notice and go to parties in Brighton with young good looking people getting high on drugs.

This to you would be your worst nightmare he's also probably about 20 years younger.

You probably get sex about 1 or 2 times a month for the last 15 years with the same woman that spends the entire time pretending she's with a young tall good looking I T wiz that likes to have fun.
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Freedom to drop what he is doing? Because being a bum is so taxing on his time and finances I presume?

Toby is probably 20 years younger than me and let's say he's a jolly handsome sort of fellow too as I am in a generous mood. Roll forward to him knocking on the door of 50 and what would you expect from him then? He'll be just as much of a middle-aged, middle-classed, middle-income paper shuffler as the rest of us and maybe he could still be on GC telling Qwashayne that back in the day he was the epitome of cool eating carrot pizza, sniffing glue and killing dragons in Skyrim.

One thing is certain, even at 50 he'd still be a c.unt and you'll still be dribbling after him like some love-sick Basset hound.
 
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GroveRanger said:
Freedom to drop what he is doing? Because being a bum is so taxing on his time and finances I presume?

Toby is probably 20 years younger than me and let's say he's a jolly handsome sort of fellow too as I am in a generous mood. Roll forward to him knocking on the door of 50 and what would you expect from him then? He'll be just as much of a middle-aged, middle-classed, middle-income paper shuffler as the rest of us and maybe he could still be on GC telling Qwashayne that back in the day he was the epitome of cool eating carrot pizza, sniffing glue and killing dragons in Skyrim.

One thing is certain, even at 50 he'd still be a c.unt and you'll still be dribbling after him like some love-sick Basset hound.
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<rofl>

Desperate times.

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GroveRanger said:
Require desperate measures? Ask Simon to do your responses for you Tobes, they are funnier. Maybe he should change his moniker to Tobe's Advocate.
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If you think my life will ever be as depressing as yours then you're very wrong.
 
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