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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've been a couple of times, lovely place. We visited the Bullfighting museum. I left with the impression that Bruce Lee could easily beat a bull.
     
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  2. Nathan Barley

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    You do Bruce Lee impressions as well as puns ?
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    Everyone did Lee impersonations in my day. If you saw a Lee film you would come out of the cinema desperate to try out his moves and build a pair of Nunchuks. Many's the table leg that was chained to another when I was a lad.

    Did you ever make a crossbow? Or a tomahawk?
     
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    I made pipe bombs from scaffold poles and fertlizer.
     
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    That was extreme even for East end boys. We made Xbows out of two bits of wood nailed together that fired sharpened clothes pegs.

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    [QUOTE="Jesus Christ, post: 8184446, member: 1003270"]Rowdy Ronda Piper is fighting this weekend

    1/20 to win <laugh>
    1/3 for first round stoppage

    50 quid on 1st round methinks[/QUOTE]

    50 quid doon the drain, is she nae deed?
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Aye so big Ronda won in 30 seconds <laugh>

    There's no way I stayed up til 6am to watch that :bandit:
     
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    <laugh> Watched it at work when i got here at 8:30am. She's a ****ing beast, she'd rip your cock off if she gave you a ****.

    Steamed out like a silverback in heat and smashed that bird's face in, then said to her "Don't cry" <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I thought the ref could have left another 2 or 3 seconds to be honest. At least let her finish her.

    Why the **** was it on so late? Main event was at 2am local time (I think)

    Worked out ok though cos Garcia Mallinagi fight was on BT sport 1 before it. Mallinagi should call it a day now.
     
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    There were something like 7 fights on the card last night and almost all of them except Rousey's went the full 3 rounds <laugh>
     
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    I know there's usually only 5.

    34 seconds might be long enough for some of our not606 members (not pointing any elbows at the bealemeister) to shoot their load but not this bear.
     
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    :bandit:

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    Any dick pics?
     
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    As promised more Mrs SN

     
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    We not just want to see the foreplay, what kind of loving did they make after?
     
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    Since the *Omelette debacle your grammar has gone to **** Gerry pal.
     
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    ps your child is a chocolate drop.
     
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    Hahaha no, that is the 6 pints at lunchtime! I meant, we "don't" just want to see the foreplay!
     
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    I could blindfold your slanty eyed, yellow, slut of a bird with a shoelace, what is your point me old mucker?!
     
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