Dr Hackenbush Forum Diagnosis

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A guy went to the doctors and said he wanted to live to be 100.

The doctor said to give up smoking, drinking and women.

The guy asked was he sure he'd live to 100.

The doctor said 'no, but it'll seem like it'.