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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 26, 2018.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    But you're happy with ***** ****?

    <laugh>
     
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  2. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’ve been called worse to be honest.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Fair enough.

    That's a cool outlook me man.
     
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    Worse than "***** ****"?, you need to mix with a better class of people, Matth.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Wales mate...
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So I learnt about an interesting study today.

    So... Octopuses are really intelligent creatures, they're also kinda anti-social when not mating they do not like other Octopus.

    So some scientists at John Hopkins naturally wondered what would happen if they gave Octopuses ecstacy.

    It turns out if you give them a high dose they start colour changing sporadically and flip out having a bad trip...

    ... But at low doses they have the same reaction humans have... They start getting all lovey dovey and snuggly with each other and start acting all goofy.

    Quite interesting since the Octopus brain is so different to ours... Our last common ancestor was a slug like creature.

    Ecstacy apparently works by modifying seretonin which is common across almost all earth animals.

    You could probably give ecstacy to almost any animal and they would become more affectionate. Getting the right dose might be a challenge... But maybe next time a pack of wolves chase you down... Give them ecstacy.
     
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