Double Standards

That reads like Boris version of that old coke advert from the 1970s

 

So Churchill?

 

I read book by his Butler or something years ago where the guy wrote that Churchill used to wear plastic/rubber undies as he regularly **** himself

 

Churchill without the war, the human rights legislation, the humour or the cigars.
Or the dog in the adverts.

 

Apparently Churchill had a humour like Boris. He was a bumbling buffoon when it suited but always there about in politic terms

Oh and very disliked by people in his own party

 

He switched between the Conservatives and Liberals, then back again. Probably pissed a few people off.
Time for Boris to do a runner to another party? UKIP, perhaps?
Can't see him doing any time in the military, though.

 

I could drink a rhino too... But only if it's been well blended first.

 

Churchill was a non appeaser. Exactly what was needed at the time. What else matters?

 

So he's not a cheeky chappie with daft hair?

 

Don't ask an Indian or a Kenyan

 

Farage is a ****ing lightweight. Loves to pose with pint in hand, as part of his bullshit "man of the people" act, but it's fairly obvious to the casaual observer that a real drink would kill the soppy twat.