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Neville Bartos said:
its true!
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I know, that's why it's funny <laugh>

As well as Brum being a paki <laugh>

****in net curtains, what a walloper, I bet he is behind them right now giving them a good twiching, cursing about the white kids in the street. In the vioce style of Apu from The Simpsons <laugh>
 
Don't want ****ing blinds there ****. Its a bay window so will be a ****ing arse to put them in anyway, plus they're ****.

Whenever I see blinds I think of ****ing Indians thinking they've moved up in the world because they've got wood covering their windows <doh>

I could move the seating round but some ****** will still be looking in at my valuables & planning to break in later that night to feed his crack & chicken addiction.
 
Thats next Rogue.

Fed up of shouting "What you looking at wog?" out the window.

Might just plant a big **** off rose bush infront of the window.
 
<laugh> a sword and shield and a viking hat. but totally bollock otherwise
 
I bash rebel music out & hang my Sinn Fein scarf out the window now & again whilst rebuilding an old school alarm clock just to let them know the score, but these darkies have little fear nowadays.

Running about shooting ****s because they have a different postcode <laugh>
 
Neville Bartos said:
<laugh> a sword and shield and a viking hat. but totally bollock otherwise
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I was gonna get those a few years back <laugh> Helmet was about £50 from this one site, thought that'd be wicked in a fight outside the boozer <laugh>
 
Theres some new research - that has been suppressed by the government - which shows that playing the speeches of adolf hitler at extreme high frequencies is an effective deterrent for housebreakers. A " Give `em both barrels " poster in the window could also help. The naked viking thing should also work , but , I think I`d top it off with drenching myself in tomato sauce for added effect. <ok>
 
get one of those signs off the securicor vans. this van is followed by the police. jst scrub out van and put house
 
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