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I know, that's why it's funny

As well as Brum being a paki

****in net curtains, what a walloper, I bet he is behind them right now giving them a good twiching, cursing about the white kids in the street. In the vioce style of Apu from The Simpsons

 

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What do you reckon to Artex Nev ?

 

thats for all the races

 

, that answers a bit politically correct for you mate

 

Don't want ****ing blinds there ****. Its a bay window so will be a ****ing arse to put them in anyway, plus they're ****.

Whenever I see blinds I think of ****ing Indians thinking they've moved up in the world because they've got wood covering their windows

I could move the seating round but some nigger will still be looking in at my valuables & planning to break in later that night to feed his crack & chicken addiction.

 

Brick up your windows , its all you can do in multi-cultural britain.

 

Thats next Rogue.

Fed up of shouting "What you looking at wog?" out the window.

Might just plant a big **** off rose bush infront of the window.

 

just take your curtains down and always walk about the house with a sword and a hammer. you wont get burgled

 

a sword and shield and a viking hat. but totally bollock otherwise

 

I bash rebel music out & hang my Sinn Fein scarf out the window now & again whilst rebuilding an old school alarm clock just to let them know the score, but these darkies have little fear nowadays.

Running about shooting ****s because they have a different postcode

 

I was gonna get those a few years back Helmet was about £50 from this one site, thought that'd be wicked in a fight outside the boozer

 

so in conclusion you're not ready for net curtain jokes yet <whisle>

 

Theres some new research - that has been suppressed by the government - which shows that playing the speeches of adolf hitler at extreme high frequencies is an effective deterrent for housebreakers. A " Give `em both barrels " poster in the window could also help. The naked viking thing should also work , but , I think I`d top it off with drenching myself in tomato sauce for added effect.

 

or you could buy a giant mousetrap

 

get one of those signs off the securicor vans. this van is followed by the police. jst scrub out van and put house

 

just got cot skiving. boss came out of nowhere

 

Or just do a michael jackson and get McCauley - Home Alone - McCuilkin to sleep over ; apparently he can handle any house-breakers no problem.