I sit quite near the dugouts at Fratton Park, and funnily enough during yesterday's match where he was shouting obscenities at all and sundry, a fellow fan nearby with a very loud and deep voice stood up starting a rendition of Who eat all the pies, who eat all the pies, you fat ba*tard, you fat ba*tard, you eat all the pies whilst pointing at Evans. Poor old Evans was furious, but at least it kept him quiet for a few minutes