1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Don't ...........

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 13, 2017.

Page 158 of 166
  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Don’t think so,
    Don’t think so,
    Don’t think so!
    Don’t go there sister!
     
    #3141
    Didley Squat, Apr 2, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    please log in to view this image
     
    #3142
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 2, 2022
    Didley Squat and Wooperts_duck like this.
  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,155
    Likes Received:
    293,941
    Don't play with the football indoors !
     
    #3143
    Wooperts_duck, Apr 3, 2022
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Don’t fart at the table.
    ….. but if you do, make sure the dog is under it!
     
    #3144
    Didley Squat, Apr 4, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    and stand on its tail so they know where the stink came from:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
    #3145
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 4, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Eric Le Merde and Didley Squat like this.
  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Ah…… been there before have you?
     
    #3146
    Didley Squat, Apr 5, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Eric Le Merde and Makemstine Roger like this.
  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    no mate i was always guilty, but then wished i had blamed the dog<laugh>
     
    #3147
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 5, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Eric Le Merde and Didley Squat like this.
  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Doggone it!
     
    #3148
    Didley Squat, Apr 6, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Eric Le Merde and Makemstine Roger like this.
  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    never smelt that mind
     
    #3149
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 7, 2022
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and Eric Le Merde like this.
  10. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2014
    Messages:
    18,190
    Likes Received:
    27,562
    you-cant-do-things-like-that.gif
     
    #3150
    Eric Le Merde, Apr 7, 2022
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.

  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    yes you can i can play a Bflat:emoticon-0159-music
     
    #3151
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 7, 2022
    Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and Eric Le Merde like this.
  12. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,155
    Likes Received:
    293,941
    Don't blame the poor dog when you drop a fart yourself - blame the wife.....
     
    #3152
    Wooperts_duck, Apr 8, 2022
    Didley Squat and Makemstine Roger like this.
  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    even her patter stinks<whistle><whistle>
     
    #3153
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 9, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Don’t you k ow where all going to tell Mrs Wooperts!
     
    #3154
    Didley Squat, Apr 9, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    i heard she is the culprit <whistle> mind you i can beat her with ease for the stinky ones,i can strip wallpaper without the tool
     
    #3155
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 9, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Don’t lose it!
     
    #3156
    Didley Squat, Apr 13, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,157
    Likes Received:
    147,542
    i lost mine while still at school
     
    #3157
    Makemstine Roger, Apr 14, 2022
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  18. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2012
    Messages:
    30,180
    Likes Received:
    94,785
    I started out with nothing and still got most of it left
     
    #3158
    Wherever, Apr 14, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Didley Squat and Makemstine Roger like this.
  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,451
    Likes Received:
    65,014
    Wrong thread but DON’T worry…
     
    #3159
    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2022
    Wooperts_duck, Wherever and Makemstine Roger like this.
  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,155
    Likes Received:
    293,941
    Whatever you do, DON'T press that button !!
     
    #3160
    Wooperts_duck, Apr 17, 2022
    Makemstine Roger likes this.
Page 158 of 166

Share This Page