Yeah, they cut bits off (twelve, I believe), and my arse bled afterwards. Then they examine the cell culture under a microscope and electron thingy. The worst bit, without being graphic, is that they put a probe up you (after having the decency to lube you up, of course!), and I immediately wanted to ****. They said to push down (oh how woman make a fuss of this stuff) then administered a local anaesthetic. After that I felt nothing until the anaesthetic wore off in the evening and when I had a crap I thought I was having a prolapse. As a side thought, off on a tangent like - how in the name of ****ety **** does any bloke enjoy having stuff shoved up their arse? I mean, each to the own, consenting adults and all that, and I have several gay friends, including my daughter's godfather. But nah, not for me. I may try out one of those ladyboys out of curiosity before they take my firing pin out, but as a stone, not as sponge though. Again, no offence to those that do like that stuff.
I dunno. I did train the wifey and she likes it. Seriously but i sunno how staff in such places want such a job. Its why many a doctor goes into gp practice i reckon. Blood and **** everywhere. Might as well work in a local abattoir
