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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dearly beloved, I bring with me the sad news that our good friend and fellow member, UTR's ( also known as Greg ) ............ is no longer with us.

    Yes dear members, hold back your farts but don't hold back your tears for we have lost one of our own.
    A fellow who could make you laugh, even if you weren't listening, a fellow who could play us a mean tune, even if it came from his ass, a fellow who could talk as much crap as the rest of us, yet we still believed him ( I have to say that ).

    Yes folks, good old UTR's has kicked the bucket, gone for a burton, flown the coup, as they say ........ well, you could just say he's p!ssed off but then l wouldn't have a funeral to organise, would l?

    Friday 15th of July 2017

    Location - Rochdale Council Tip office & Reception Room
    Time -     Whenever you can make it on the day.


    So people, here is the official pallbearers list and details.

    Pallbearer 1 - Kiwi
    Pallbearer 2 - Sans
    Pallbearer 3 - Gordon
    Pallbearer 4 - Wooperts

    Reverend of the Day - The Right Honorable Reverend Didley Squat

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    Sorry about dropping UTR's on his friggin head, the vote from the board was to get the cheapest undertaker possible.

    Members are asked to leave their condolences here on this very special page, created in memory of UTR's.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 15, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    At least he has a lovely view ...........

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    Didley Squat, Jul 15, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm hoping UTR's will turn up at his own funeral.
    Anything is possible on this board.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 15, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Only early but not a great roll up old mate.
    Hopefully, renter-crowd will show up soon.
     
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  5. San Diego

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    Nah, I refuse to accept he's gone forever.

    He's done this before, he takes a little break and comes back refreshed and full of beans again.

    He'll be back.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 15, 2017
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hope your right mate, l feel lost, lonely & vulnerable!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 15, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Have you tried the Samaritans, Didley ? :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 15, 2017
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    By the way, Rochdale Council Tip is currently closed for refurbishment. They are converting it into a new football stadium for the local football team.

    Can we delay the funeral service for say a couple of days, and move it to Man. Citeh's ground - it's like a morgue there anyway ? <whistle>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 15, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    You will wake up one morning and he will be in the shower Didley
    It will all have been a dream
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 15, 2017
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ear!
    Wot you mean?
    Downright disgusting l say.
    You know lm still a virgin! ..... married.
     
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    Blimey, if you are in the shower when he appears, what ever you do, don't drop the soap <yikes>
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That just me talking more sh1t.
    Samaritans eh?
    Wot, do they sell booze?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok UTR's ..... the game is up!
    Your not dead, you can't be...... cause no one turned up at your funeral.
    The casket was empty.
    It's all fake news!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 17, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    UTR's was never born, ok!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 18, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Trump says UTR's death is fake news!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 19, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Finally
    Some good fake news
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 19, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Ah, but have you ever seen Donald Trump and UTR's in the same room ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You make a valid point there, Woops.
    Question though ....... Does UTR's really talk as much crap as Trump?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 19, 2017
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    UTR's isn't dead, he is just asleep.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2017
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    Hey Didley, Greg has been spotted on the music thread on here, only yesterday........

    He is alive and well :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2017
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