Domestic Abuse

wow guys, not looking for any trouble, mad respect

 

If a woman comes at me with a blade she's guaranteed a dig on her jaw. She'd be lucky if that blade didn't end up lodged up her fanny too.

 

Sexual equality is important to the modern woman. If a woman punched you and you don't hit her back you're a sexist pig.

 

did I see you on Britains Hardest Men? sure Danny Dyer referred to you as a 'proper sort'

 

My friend's son had an egyptian girlfriend.

She was ****ing insane.

No boundaries at all.

Would grab the steering wheel on the motorway or down the high street, and try to hit something.

Middle eastern women. Lovely looking lasses, but their fuses are ****ing short!

 

You must be an insecure woman, maybe you've been slapped around a bit, is that what it is?

 

If I thought a hot mental girl was going to try and stab me I'd be pretty miffed but I'd probably just try creampie-ing her until she calmed down.

 

Hairy bushes too

 

Need to carry around a pack of toothpicks mate.