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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A guy I know who is on the dole got called into their office. He thought it was just one of them back to work things but it turns out they had caught him driving a taxi a few nights a week to earn an extra few bob. Needless to say he was taken by surprise and just admitted it.

    Turns out some bastard had phoned them and sunk him <yikes>

    Would any of you guys think of informing on someone doing the double?

    There is nothing on this earth that would entice me to do that.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I was working cash in hand at a DIY shop at the weekends while working for the DWP. One day my boss came into the shop and caught me serving behind the till.

    To his credit he never said a thing.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

    These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

    I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    ***got.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Exactly right <ok>
     
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  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Grassing Twat
     
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  7. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    ****
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Because I don't think working while claiming benefits is ok?

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Tout.

    You're probably at Ibrox singing God Save The Biggest Parasite In Britain too.

    It takes a certain type of person to pick up a phone and inform on his neighbour.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get a ****in job you hing oot.
     
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    What if your neighbour was a ****?
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No, because you think it's OK to inform on your neighbours. I see some guys doing the double with bigger cars than me, it's a bit ****ty but ring the Government and inform on them? I would rather poke my own eyes out.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ignore him then. I wouldn't tout on anyone.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, someone who's pissed off paying for theiving useless ****s. You want me to ignore it? Say "fair play to them" while I go to work every day to pay for it?

    Take yer "thou shalt not grass" bullshit and shove it back up yer arse.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If your neighbour was on the dole but had a couple of cars and holidays every year, and you were working and not able to afford either a car or a holiday would you just turn a blind eye?

    <laugh>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Good for you, i'd just grass the lazy ****s and make no apologies for it. <ok>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    There is a special place in tout hell for people like you Gambol.
     
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  18. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sounds to me like some people on here have engaged in grassing up benefit cheats before.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Sometimes I wonder how you guys ran an empire.

    'Mister, mister Sean's earning an extra few quid'.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've never grassed anyone up in my life but I would not condemn anyone who has, especially hard working stiffs who live next to some idle **** with loadsa cash despite having never worked.
     
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