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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BH1972RFC, Mar 5, 2011.

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  1. BH1972RFC

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    You're **** is over, they're not interested. You;re derelict people.
     
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    Great stuff. You can use your NVQ in needlework to keep your eyes on me while I have a nice sleep for myself. You can fester on your pishy matress on your lonely bedsit comforted by one last can of special brew.

    Good lad.

    Alternatively you could answer the original question.

    Why did you lie on an internet forum?

    It wasn't even a particularly big lie.
    just a dumb one.

    You wanted to brag about winning some money and you got caught out telling a stupid lie.
     
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    Your
     
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  4. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh>

    Dearest DECLAN, check out the " Betting Thread". You'll see my baws were well and truly placed............and won :)

    As for ****ers like you, I've been at the naughty places where you would **** your pants.

    Anything outside of Londonderry and you wet your breeks you monkey.

    You are what we call, a **** house, no balls to goto the naughty places, but content to stay in ****sville.

    You are boring, simply boring. Because XMG would make you cack yer breeks ya wee bawbag <laugh>
     
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  5. BH1972RFC

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    Goan yerself wee baws, go down the XMG.
     
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    I love these stupid Taig ****s i
     
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    So, you had to bring your winnings with you to the off licence did you?

    Or was the point of this thread for you to brag about having won the money in the first place.

    You are a pathetic, lonely man.
     
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    What would I have to fear in Crossmaglen then hero?

    Would I have to post on an internet forum that I am terrified of going to the shops (whilst unnecessarily bringing too much money with me).
     
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    "Yes, Declan, only a mere HND in Data Comms."

    :cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

    :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    "Yes, Declan, only a mere HND in Data Comms."

    please log in to view this image


    admittedly they weren't working with a right lot.
     
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  11. BH1972RFC

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    Well that's just bigoted towards Maltesers <ok>

    P.S I'm sure Mick knows if it's called the Webel County <ok>

    <ok>

    <ok>
     
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    Yes, I am sure he knows it as well. I was doing you a favour by explaining it to you.
    I believe you were made aware of this via pm as well, but you are too stupid to stop asking what 'Rebel' is all about.


    So are you going to explain why you are a liar now?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Mar 6, 2011
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    Where have I lied, exactly?

    Point out, and if culpable, I will take it on the chin ala Big Tone <ok>
     
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    Did they teach you how to interpret data on your HND?

    There is where you lied.

    You took ALL YOUR WINNINGS with you to the off licence did you?

    No. You didn't did you?

    You just wanted to blow your hole.


    You are a sad, lonely bluffer
     
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    RebelBhoy, Mar 6, 2011
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    Starter for 10.

    Bet placed and struck around 2.30pm-ish. Bet posted on "Betting Board"

    For a further 5 points.

    Schlurped up lots of ale and ran out. Coral's (where bet was struck) is between mine and Co-op. Also between mine and Co-op is the local estate's boozer.

    Picked up winnings, got ale from Co-op and actually, enjoyed a cheeky couple in said Pikey Bar.

    Your point is what exactly?

    You dream of being a rebel, but you haven't got the baws. Sat there with your framed pictures of Gerry, wishing you had had the sacks to do something. But instead you sit on your "Shellic" duvet, going through your Panini stickers, cracking one out over the now-faded picture of wee Aiden. Rebel my arse, people like you bore the **** out of me.

    Talk a good game, but sit on the sidelines when the mustard is happening. <ok>
     
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    "Yes, Declan, only a mere HND in Data Comms."

    What an embarrassing cock jockey <laugh>
     
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    Very good BH

    So this is the first time that we hear this interesting and key point in your story.

    You told us that you were going out to get more drink, not to collect your winnings as well....what a key point to miss.

    I wonder why you did that?

    Is it because you are a liar.

    19:42- tell people on not 606 that I am going to the shops.
    some time in between- picked up winnings- which the bookies weren't happy about
    - Went to Co-op and got more drink. went to go home
    - went into pub and had a couple of pints (despite telling people you got blootered in the pub)
    - then came home
    20:59-tell people on not 606 that you are safely back home.

    sounds plausible....
     
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    I'm just off out to the shops.

    I'll be back in a bit to tell you all how it went :emoticon-0148-yes::emoticon-0148-yes:

    ******
     
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  19. BH1972RFC

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    Dundee Donny, another hand job <laugh>'

    Anyway, Declan, back to you. Given that said boozer is halfway-ish between mine and Co-op, what's your point? There is 1100 odd just across from me on the table, all in 20s. Now, I didn't hold up a bank, but I did have a tasty win.

    Sorry, you're a Rebel, I forgot. I must obey the keyboard rebel.

    What are you rebelling against, exactly? Toothpaste and deodrant?
     
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    <laugh> For toothpaste and deodrant, hopefully <laugh>

    "Am a webel don't you know" <laugh>
     
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