Off Topic Dogs.....they break your bloody heart.

Sorry to hear your sad news Snaggy. You’re having a very tough run of it with the dogs. I lost my two first dogs when they were young, a couple of years apart. That was 7 years ago, and the Mrs just got a new pup once we bought our new house here before Christmas. Time’s a good healer, thoughts are with you mate

 

I think you got that wrong and it was your boss who was a ****

 

FFS I lost a lurcher 2 years ago, Isla, she was fine and then gone in 4 hours, Sepsis, she was only 2, breaks me everytime I think about her, I still have 2 snoring on the sofa

 

Beautiful looking dog mate,

one of my favourite dogs but too much for us to cope with. Had a couple in the past, mind one we had as a kid was a lazy fooker, think she was crossed with a Sloth
she made it to 19 though fair do's.

I was 15 and just spent the night in hospital after a kick in the bollocks, came home, dogs legs had gone, vet came and she was gone, broke my fooking heart.

My eldest dog turned 14 January .

I've spent most the time worrying about anything happening to them and what one will be like when one goes.
Mind it's weird, i used to take them to me dads, they would run round the house looking for him. Eldest one would jump at his legs barking like fook. He'd shout "shurrup ya ugly get" . After I found me dad deed last year, I took them up to his house a few times but they never ran round looking for him again

I'm not getting anymore dogs ffs.

 

Condolences mate, awful time for you.

 

Go on, you will love it man

 

That’s what I thought until our lass brought Satan home

 

On a lighter note.

Ooooh you big butch fanny




















Mine are called Gucci and Coco

No i didn't fookin name em

 

Great name

 

Go on what ?

 

you said you wernt getting anymore dogs

 

They are right pearlers

 

Firstly, your shìt at quoting Wayne

Secondly I call the Coke and Gooch, but the kids laugh at Gooch cos apparently its a name for the bit of skin between an anus and genitals

And thirdly, when people ask what they are, I usually say the little brown cross Shi tzu/chiawawa is a bonsai Alsatian,
And one woman believed me

 

i meant snaggy, sorry pal. Bit early for predictive text….. and had to check your name again as my phone tried to call you shaggy this time! Fecking apples

 

No not after these two, they're still alive, 13 and 14 years old.

 

You will

 

Possibly.

It's a good excuse not to go abroad with the mrs cos I won't put them in kennels

 

Fùcking glad we got rid of two of the kittens, black and white bàstards

 

We use that for our reason not to go and we don’t like the idea of taking her if she has to go in the hold, I think she would hate it. My son lives in Lincoln and has a cockapoo and they get on great together so we would be happy leaving her there if we go.