Dogs or Cats?

So why are you growing ameoba samples?

So you are more intelligent than them?

 

cats for me

dogs are stupid

 

One of them can learn their name and the other one can't. Which is more intelligent?

 

my cat knows its name

as did my dog

 

Did he get amnesia?

 

Always strange when a man;
- Doesn't like football
- Walks with his arms folded
- Likes cats

 

no got dead

 

Same thing really.

 

as in all 3 or any one?

 

Any of them.

Like I said, cats are pointless.

 

To be fair, there is one occasion when it's aceptable to walk, or rather slowly stroll, with yer arms folded. It's when ye've been dragged of shopping and are enduring that interminable hell of following her around a clothes/shoe shop while she examines and tries on every single ****in item in the place.

It's the universal signal of men saying get me the **** out of here I should be in the ****in pub.

 

Crabs.

 

picture ae ma dug Bulldozer

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aboot tae dae a ****

 

suppose its a case of preference

some men like cats
some men like to wear orange and march

each to their own

 

Orange cats.

 

Nice beast!

 

or

ginger pussy

 

I knew ye'd get there

 

I used to have a dog called George.

He contracted dog flu and died sadly.

I don't like to talk about him. Upsets me. Im quite a sensitive guy really.

 

So, Tina, what will you be wearing at aroun 11pm the night? Oh, wait. It's Jen's turn the night. Never mind.