I'm guessing the third one is Poseidon as he's carrying a trident. Although, why the woman is picking his nose is anyone's guess.
I can't believe this thread has got to two pages without The Fart With No Shame getting involved. I thought Not 606 sent him a text as soon as the word 'religion' was included in any subject. I'm not joining in until Fan does.
I'm doing a stinky ****e as I type this. The ****e is more interesting than this thread. The last part was runny, this part is like little brown bullets
I suggest more fibre in your diet, try bran or oats for a more solid stool. Runny followed by bullets is not a sign of a healthy colon.
Probably something to do with my terrible diet. I had fillet steak for dinner three nights in a row now. Magic.
It probably shows a lack of common sense to accuse your in-laws of having a lack of common sense! Just ask them to prove that any of it's true and buy them copies of books by famous atheists for Christmas. Alternatively, pretend to convert completely and stone unruly children and gays to death, then blame them for it.
There is something a little odd about believing that there is an all-powerful god, who has created a vast Universe of unimaginable scale, but only chooses to 'reveal' himself to semi-stupefied peasants in desert regions.