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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep the very lady responsible for wringing many a turkeys neck
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 3, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying, goble, goble?
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 3, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no but what shes good at sounds like plank
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 3, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 4, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 4, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that's him diddles has been outed
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 4, 2022
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    I’m straight as an arrow.
    It’s the bow that has a bend in it!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 4, 2022
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    well that explains it problem solved
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 4, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 5, 2022
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    Jeckel but he is really Mr Hyde
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    More like Doctor Doolittle.
    I do as little as l can a charge as much as l can but don’t tell the patients, ok!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 5, 2022
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    ahem like we didnt notice
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 7, 2022
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    Sounds like a blocked passage!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 8, 2022
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    I had problems with a rear passage when living at a previous house I owned.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 8, 2022
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    i'm having trouble with my bagpipes filler it hasn't been blown for a while and i need a remedy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 13, 2022
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    Sounds like you need blowup!
    There silicone based nowadays….. so l’ve been told!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 14, 2022
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    Surgery Open.
    Nurse on duty……
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 12, 2022
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    How are things going, Nurse Diddles ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 12, 2022
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    Doctor Diddles thank you very muchly.
    I just happen to have nurse Busty with me as we speak. She’s making a right fit of it.

    Lower, lower l said……
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 13, 2022
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    Nurse Busty: "It's gruesome, Doctor Didley"

    Doctor Didley: "If you put your hands on it Nurse Busty, it will gruesome more"..........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 13, 2022
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