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Doctor Diddles Fake Medical Q & A

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You answer us just a credit card away!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 9, 2022
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    I can't touch my wallet with my tongue, when there's a full moon. Does that mean I am a werewolf Doc ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no just a leather fetish<laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 10, 2022
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    Possibly ! Hey, are you medically qualified like Doctor Didley ? He showed me his testimonials last week....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 10, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ill get the rev for a second opinion
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 10, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    for a nominal fee you can touch mine<laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 10, 2022
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    Oooh Cheeky <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 10, 2022
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    For moment, l thought you said, testicles!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 11, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ive got a long testimonial
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 11, 2022
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    Excuse me, we need more decorum on this forum :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 11, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Medical News Flash !!!!!

    Everybody stay at least 1.500mm away from Kiwis post……. He’s hasn’t been well.

    Nurse, fly over to Kiwis house and check his blood pressure.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 12, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Taking a test later
    Might be able to come closer than that
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 13, 2022
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    Doctor Diddly will be on the next flight, if you can forward him the air fare and some money for expenses
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 13, 2022
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    ….. and a nurse.
    I can work with a nurse.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 14, 2022
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    would an inflatable one suffice mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2022
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    Is the inflatable nurse for Diddley or Kiwi ?! <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 14, 2022
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    its for both but i wouldn't want 2s up after both them buggars <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2022
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    This poppie don’t do sloppy!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 14, 2022
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    whys that do you suck it out like milk from a coconut afterwards, asking for a friend like
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2022
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    Leave my coconuts alone!
     
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