Do you want a cross board Derby thread for this season?

I vote yes, why the hell not. I think there is a greater than 50% chance that he thread will go tits up and get closed down mind, but nothing lost if that's the case. It'll b fun (for whoever wins the matches at least).

 

I think a minutes applause would be a nice touch, and might just improve relations a wee bit.

Not too much though, lets not forget that we love the passion of our derby, we don't ever wanna lose that.

Be nice to lose the idiocy element though, at least.

 

Only if we win

 

That's the best part about it though surely..

 

Why do I feel like I'm walking into a trap here?

Sounds like someone's been sucking the right cocks to get poor JPF a perma ban

 

Are you banned from the Mackem board?

 

Not at all. Brian and I came to a mutual agreement that my comedy is too advanced for his single-celled existence, and that until I revert to making big pointy pointy gestures, writing my posts against his bedroom wall in my own excrement, and running around like a Laurel and Hardy tribute act, I'll stop embarrassing him

 

I've a feeling there may be repercussions from this post...

 

Unlikely, as Brian is far too good humoured and non-cry-baby-ish to report a post

Honestly. I can't see the problem with cross-board threads. There's shouldn't be a tissue... I mean issue, Brian, honest....

 

Not likely..Although JPF is a legend in his own living room, the rest of us think he is about as exciting as this guy...

[video=youtube;-Ac588nTXcM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ac588nTXcM[/video]

 

I'll take that. My living room is where I shag your mother

 

It will end in tears

 

I'm sure that was the same come back that you came out with last time, and the time before, and the time before, and the time before...

 

I think you have dementia. I believe I made reference to shagging another female family member last time... subtle difference, like I dunno, 10th and 14th... But seeing as you guys think you have bragging rights, I can see why you don't get it

 

Come on man, lets give this cross board thing a chance at least? Never going to happen at this rate.

 

calm down kidda..I'm only teasing...

 

It's never going to happen, period (which brings me nicely to their f***ing god awful strip. Who exactly was the first Sunderland kit designer to think tie-dying a shirt in afterbirth made for good merchandise? ). The reason it won't happen is because it's too much hassle for the Supermods to set it up, it will cause chaos with other boards demanding it, and there are too many neatly trimmed virginal fannies peeping over fences for some twat not to get moist with rage. If it was strictly no jibes, then what's the f***ing point?

It's either all or nothing, and because of individuals entirely on their side (even though amusingly they've voted "for"), it'll be nothing

 

I know you are you cheeky bint

 

He, actually, could give it but couldn't take it, when approached man to man away from an audience he published the pm because he's too thick to understand what the P means PM is, i reported this and BrB took exception to some of his comments and banned him, when he came back on he and humble pie 'beeled' so much ACS had to ban me to calm the board down. His comedy is about advanced as a Chubb's/Manning double bill at the women's institute. Thick, ignorant, designed to provoke and as common as muck.

He shouldn't really reply to this as the little bitch got this big strop on and told me I was set to ignore.

Que the beel?

 

Hmmmm. The one time I give the lad a chance, and open up his little post, thinking he's changed his tune considering the OP, I see that.

Why are you so proud that I don't hide behind private messages, and you do? I'm a twat, but at least I'm not a coward.

Let's revisit, you said (amongst other things), and I quote "Go and hang yourself."

If anybody is wondering why we can never have cross-board threads, that's it. Yes, I'll get myself a lovely long ban again, for sharing what you wrote to me, but I will keep that message forever, because you can be damn sure when I get unbanned, I'll post it again, and again, and again, until people see what you are. When people talk about lines, and ME potentially crossing it with generic, directionless jokes, I think it's hypocritical that someone of your calibre is strutting around.

Undoubtedly your little guardian angels will swoop upon me once more, but hey ho! Everybody knows what they are too.