Do you fear Death?

when i die i want them to bury me upside down




















so cyclists can park their bikes between my buttcheeks

<i'llgetmycoat>

 

<givesyouyourcoat!>

 

whadya want for 2 in da morning?

<takescoat>

 

lol...you're right...<takesyourcoatback>

 

<stealscoat> <handsyouamatressandduvet,butnoduvetcover,buyyourown>

 

I dont think you wanted to do that!

a dyslexic bank robber breaks into a bank and shouts


'air in the hands mutherstickers this is a fook up'

<picksselfandcoatoffofpavement>

 

<robsbankwhilstbrandishingaguitarjustlikejudaspriestdidwhentheywere"breakingthelaw"butithastoberobbedbyteatimebecausememumwantsmetocomehomebythen>

 

<dragsthecoattothedrycleanersbutleavesyouonthepavementtowatchtheaforementionedbankrobbery>

 

I don't fear being dead, but I do have concerns about the manner of the death. A long bout of cancer isn't something to look forward to and heart attacks hurt like a bastard.

 

I want to die famous, not a wee auld man in my sleep.

 

I'm terrified of death and a bit of a hypochondriac for that reason so if I get an ache in my chest I'll be feeling my pulse thinking "oh no is this the end".

Would hope to go without suffering and also not in an embarrassing way e.g. sat at my computer, dodgy porn on the screen and trousers round my ankles.

 

I don't fear death because it's a terminal act.

I do fear the thing that might cause me death though. Imagine dying of a heart attack mid-****e? How embarrassing that would be.

Dying from a heart attack mid-shag would be better although it might prove difficult to get the coffin lid down!

 

i dont fear dying .. i just fear not making up with the people who matter before i die. my last words to my brother were '' go **** yourself '' not exactly a great ending.

EDIT: the day before the crash ... obviously im not some sick **** who just rolled up to him on his death bed and said yeah go **** yourself wheres the ladies hubba hubba like

 

You have more to fear in life,than fear of death

 

There are only two things I fear

1. Death

2. The horrid old man from down the street who used to lock me in a cupboard

 

why you can't cheat it so just accept it and get on with little time you have

 

Seriously?

No I do not fear death but I fear a protracted painful and lengthy process of dying which I'd imagine is the same for most people.

 

Is the fear of losing the lifewe have, built around the fear of death?