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Off Topic Do you believe in Ghosts ?

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  1. Obi Wan

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    ACS could make Ashley skint by scaring people out of each Sports Direct shop with his fat, hairy, spotty, ghostly backside.
     
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    You seem to know an awful lot about his backside..<whistle>
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    JPF told us. <ok>
     
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    The two timing git..<grr>
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    When we die our energy travels to a parallel universe. My take anyway.
     
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    In future years our descendants will see lots of ghost kids in Lonsdale tracksuits outside of SJP with Ashley OOT beadsheets held up... I'm certain.
     
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    In that universe... Do we have a decent team?
     
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    Based on anything scientific? What energy? How do you know this universe exists? Or is it just guesswork, like heaven?
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

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    I'll think its a load of ****e and a trick of the light until I actually see something.
     
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  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Champions. Ground capacity of 150,000. Full every week. Best youth system on the planet. Mike Ashley - A market stall trader driving a 3 wheel robin reliant.
     
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    Nah, probably a load of bollocks. But it would be nice to think I get to live my life over again in a different universe. Actually, no. Knowing my luck it would be as a Sunderland fan....
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Next you'll be telling me I'll be slim with a ripped body, good looking, intelligent, witty and have a huge cock- just like Great Escape in this life.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

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    Huge is an exaggeration. Its a massive boaby, but huge suggests something abnormal.

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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Nah you were Ginola...had all the ladies after you haha
     
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    I'd be gutted if I ever got the chance to haunt Ashley. If I go before that fat ****er has a heart attack I'll be well disappointed!
     
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