Do you all understand NOW!!!

Take her. You will suffer many years of misery looking at your bank balance after you've funded yet another short term interest or general expense that comes with children. The least you deserve is to punish her with another form of short term misery.

Seriously though, its a silly question. Have to take them. I have already introduced mine to the mecca. Loved it. Best client I ever took to the match. They ask a lot of questions though (depending on age).

 

Imagine taking kids to a game!!!!!

Girlfriends are bad enough... "Why have they stopped playing?" <offside... foul... goalkick...throw-in...injury> "Why are one set of goals bigger than the other?" <because we're sat nearer these ones FFS... are you sure you're no relation to Smuginboots?> "Why do you keep trying to put your penis in my bum?" <because your arse is so fat it's got it's own gravity and it gets sucked in... also, bumhole... hehehehehehehe>

 

Honestly my daughter started when we got out the car. "Who's he dad?" as a completely random bloke walks by. I wanted to say "**** do I know, lets get one thing straight, you're not dealing with your mother now, so quit with the what, why, how and all that bollocks!" I didn't though. You develop great patience once you have children though.

 

F that!!! I'm rushing off to Asda to stock up on condoms now

 

You should be ok if you keep aiming for her bum!